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a dog. yes. yes. he s going to beyes, back here. all right. py new thank you. happy happy new year, everyoneqt wow, it s been quite a year. cue the next show, 2024.02 a look back. yeah, it s been some year that 2024. they went so fast . well so let s look back, shall, ro we? well, first there s this. last year s new year s eve. i m not. i m bored. the maga in. yeah. ha ha ha. i didn t know. green day tribute were a thing.n and theow grey all appear tom middle aged. you go, girlsid. anyway, if there s one thing web learneoud about 2024 is that these so-called punks are about as punk as brit hume in leathe rther khakis. the real rebels don t mimic ese establishment. they actually threaten it like trump or vivek or yes even me. but the fact is, billie armstrong is about as rebellious as your 401k.hell , barbie has more than him. of course, that same night joe had to be reminded of his favorite food. i m curious what sort i menjo of holiday foods have you bee
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