[ laughter ] the chicago cubs are in the world series this year, hoping to win their first championship in 108 years. Just think in a couple of weeks the cubs could have won a world series and we could have a woman president. Or they could both lose to a racist mascot. [ laughter and applause ] the indian is so much happier than he is. [ laughter ] Vice President joe biden told reporters yesterday that he is considering getting involved in academia after leaving office and is in talks with a couple of major universities. When asked what he was thinking of teaching, biden said, oh, im not teaching. [ laughter and applause ] im not going back to teach. A Political Science professor at sunystony brook claims he has developed a new mathematical model that predicts donald trump will win the election. Said trump, mathematical model . She sounds ugly. Hard pass. [ laughter and applause ] i mean mathematical . No thank you. Donald trump, today, criticized some of his republican primary opponen
Phil collins, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome hot crowd steve hot jimmy hot crowd here tonight in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. It feels good. This is it, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] this is what im talking about. Welcome. Well, of course, everybody, the world series is happening. It just started tonight. [ cheers and applause ] everybodys talking about it. Its exciting. The chicago cubs is taking on the Cleveland Indians. [ cheers ] exciting. And did you see this . Donald trumps running mate, mike pence, threw a baseball to reporters today with a note saying that hes rooting for the cubs. And then the reporteur side said help. [ laughter and applause ] actually, Donald Trumps campaign has to be getting a a little worried because some of the new poll numbers. Even trump himself actually admitted that hes somewhat behind in
[ laughter ] the chicago cubs are in the world series this year, hoping to win their first championship in 108 years. Just think in a couple of weeks the cubs could have won a world series and we could have a woman president. Or they could both lose to a racist mascot. [ laughter and applause ] the indian is so much happier than he is. [ laughter ] Vice President joe biden told reporters yesterday that he is considering getting involved in academia after leaving office and is in talks with a couple of major universities. When asked what he was thinking of teaching, biden said, oh, im not teaching. [ laughter and applause ] sunystony brook claims he has developed a new mathematical model that predicts donald trump will win the election. Said trump, mathematical model . She sounds ugly. Hard pass. [ laughter and applause ] i mean mathematical . No thank you. Donald trump, today, criticized some of his republican primary opponents for refusing to endorse him, saying, quote, i dont know ho
Welcome. Well, of course, everybody, the world series is happening. It just started tonight. [ cheers and applause ] everybodys talking about it. Its exciting. The chicago cubs is taking on the Cleveland Indians. [ cheers ] exciting. And did you see this . Donald trumps running mate, mike pence, threw a baseball to reporters today with a note saying that hes rooting for the cubs. And then the reporters turned the ball over and the other side said help. [ laughter and applause ] actually, Donald Trumps campaign has to be getting a a little worried because some of the new poll numbers. Even trump himself actually admitted that hes somewhat behind in the polls but not by much. [ laughter ] but remember, this is a guy that thinks a Million Dollars from your dad is just a small loan. [ laughter and applause ] i dont know. Well, this is pretty funny. Yesterday, the New York Times published a giant list of declaring his candidacy. [ light laughter ] then they had to print a a correction today
Model that predicts donald trump will win the election. Said trump, mathematical model . She sounds ugly. Hard pass. [ laughter and applause ] i mean mathematical . No thank you. Donald trump, today, criticized some of his republican primary opponents for refusing to endorse him, saying, quote, i dont know how they live with themselves. Said his opponents, we dont, we live with our wives. [ light laughter ] Donald Trumps campaign manager, kellyanne conway, appeared on trumps new Facebook Live show and said trump unequivocally will win the election. So look out cnn, theres a new, often wrong news channel in town. [ laughter and applause ] at a rally in florida yesterday, it was ann coulter. [ laughter ] so nice to see you. Youre dressed very patriotic. [ light laughter ] donald trump masks are currently outselling Hillary Clinton masks by masks by 10 for halloween next week. And if you see someone at your Halloween Party wearing a tim kaine mask, thats tim kaine. [ laughter ] hundreds o