Jordan welcome to the daily show im jordan klepper. Weve got so much to talk about tonight. Donald trump is looking for a new Vice President , kendrick and drake are at war, and bring your dogs in the house at night, because kristi noem is on the loose. So lets get into headlines [cheers and applause] lets kick things off right here in new york city, where week three of the donald trump hush money trial kicked off with a stern warning for the defendantinchief. We just got that decision from the judge on whether or not donald trump has in fact violated his gag order again, and the judge has decided that yes, donald trump has now violated it for the tenth time and he said, going forward, if donald trump violates it again, he will consider jail time. [cheers and applause] jordan ooh whoa whoa, youve done it now, donald if you violate that gag order for an eleventh time, the judge is gonna really consider jail time i mean, hes going to strongly contemplate the possibility of consequences f
And now, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news. President biden and first lady dr. Jill biden today hosted a Cinco De Mayo reception at the white house, though i think its just a ploy to get more votes from White College girls. [ laughter ] thats right, yesterday was Cinco De Mayo. Kendrick lamar celebrated with his favorite pinata. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] star wars Actor Mark Hamill visited the white house on friday and referred to President Biden as joe b. Wan kenobi. [ laughter ] though im not sure how helpful it is to compare biden to a ghost. [ laughter ] thats right. Mark hamill visited the white house and referred to biden as joe b. Wan kenobi. I dont know, have you ever watched him walk . Hes definitely more of a c3p joe. [ laughter ] President Biden shared a video with Actor Mark Hamill in honor of star wars day, while south dakota governor kristi noem shared a video of herself s
Zero chance of being trumps running mate. But, i dont know, something tells me trump would fully support killing disobedient pets. Oh, my gosh. It keeps on going. It does. She keeps doubling down. Cleanup on aisle four. She knocks down aisle five. Yeah. Another possible running mate for donald trump makes headlines this morning. Were going to show you what senator tim scott of South Carolina had to say about accepting the results of this years election. More importantly, and more to the point, to show you where the Republican Party is in 2024, what he said about not or what he didnt say, actually, about accepting the will of the people. Its just disturbing, and i guess we should expect it at this point. I will continue to be shocked. Its a sign of trumps Republican Party, the autocratic bent theyve taken. Well show you that in a little bit. Also, well get you caught up on Donald Trumps Hush Money Trial, the criminal trial, which resumes later this morning in New York City. It comes aft
Sleep sticks. Donald trump hosts The Apprentice 2024 edition with potential running mates at maralago, but with all the challenges of being trumps number two, including a new refusal to rule out violence. Again, if trump loses, who does trump thing . I can deliver for him, vp contender, north dakota governor doug burgum joins me exclusively next and campus crackdowns. More arrests as colleges try to turn from chaos to commencement. Good protests continue and effect democrats hope for November Biden campaign cochair Mitch Landrieu and former senator and University Of Florida president van sas, ahead plus star turn riveting trial testimony recalls the damning access Hollywood Tape from trumps 2016 campaign okay. This was locker room talk. Im not proud of it as the case against trump takes shape. Can he defy political expectations . Again hello. Im Big Tapper In Washington where the state of our union is auditioning out of ports for the weekend, donald trump was back in his elements, fuel
In 2024, bottom line . At the end of the day, the 47th president of the United States will be Donald Trumping and im excited to get back to low inflation, low unemployment, and more enthusiasm. Senator, yes or no, will you accept the Election Results of 2024 no matter who wins . That is my statement. Senator tim scott of south carolina, who is considered to be a strong contender to be Donald Trumps running mate, dodges a question about accepting the results of about the november election. Well have more on that important exchange in just a moment. Well also goat you caught up on Donald Trumps Hush Money Trial, which resumes later this morning in new york. It comes after some emotional testimony on friday from the former president s longtime aide hope hicks. Good morning and welcome to Way Too Early on this monday, may 6th. Im jonathan lemire. Thanks for starting your day and week with us, and well begin this morning with some new developments from the middle east. Nbc news and the Asso