Mike scollins, if youre from new jersey and youre angry, Mike Scollins wrote that joke. President trump announced yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines through next month, said americans, this is still the same month . This march came in like a lion and went out like a kick in the [ bleep ]. Thats right, despite saying last week that he wanted to have the country open by easter, President Trump said yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines until next month. On the plus side, you can still spend easter the way you always do, by completely forgetting about it until your mom calls and you lie about going to Church British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has written a letter to every household in britain urging people to stay indoors and practice social distancing during the coronavirus outbreak. So thats interesting. Social distancing is called the same thing here as it is there i just assumed it would be Something Like her majestys dodgy pleasure. Either way,
Countries that have gone through various phases of their individual outbreaks. And you could learn something from them about where you are in your own outbreak. For example, when china went up, what happened is they just didnt turn around, they went from going to ill just take an arbitrary number 500 new cases a day. The next day 1,000 cases. Then 1,500. Then 2,000. But once the number of new cases each day starts to flatten out, thats when you get to that point where the inflection goes down. So things we want to look for, the things that dr. Birx had mentioned, that doesnt mean you declare victory when it does that, but you know youre at least on the way where you want to go. I think thats really very important. The third and final thing that i think gets back to the question that many of you in the audience have asked of us is about, would this possibly become a seasonal, cyclic thing . Ive always indicated to you that i think it very well might. And the reason i say that is that wh
Former Vice President joe biden said yesterday he had a good conversation with President Trump about the coronavirus pandemic and said trump was, quote, very gracious. Apparently he said a lot of nice things like, im sorry, this is not the president , and sir, you have the wrong number. At the same briefing yesterdayte downplayed the potential effects of the coronavirus because he is a, quote, cheerleader for this country. What thats not whaa cheerleader does its in their name i swear, trump probably has no idea what an anteater eats mcdonalds, if theyre smart. Decious mcdonalds. President trump yesterday on twitter criticized the World Health Organizations response to the coronavirus youre criticizing their response youve had the worst response. Your response is the k of responses. Stday that press secry Stephanie Grisham will be stepping down after filling the role for nine months so lets take a look back at some of her most memorable moments at White House Press secretary. I will re
[ laughter ] and from what i know of waffle houses, if theyre closed, run [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a former Trump Campaign aide has announced shes dropping her lawsuit accusing President Trump of kissing her without her consent. Shes also asked that we stop referring to her as a Campaign Aide [ laughter and applause iowa representative steve king yesterday defended the conditions inside Migrant Detention Centers and said he is not worried about reports that people have resorted to drinking from toilets because he himself drank the toilet water and said it was quote, actually pretty good. [ laughter ] added king, definitely top five toilets ive ever drank from. [ laughter and applause today, today was national be late for something day in case any white people want to tell their friends about lizzo [ laughter ] thats as good as i thought i want to clarify. [ applause ] i didnt think that joke would go better than that. [ laughter ] but its still an excellent joke [ laughter ]
Many of the jets not currently in service are parked in locations like this. Modern aircrafts share space with vintage planes as well as the still in limbo boeing 737 max. With so many planes grounded, thousands of americans who are stuck abroad are trying desperately to get back to the u. S. The state Department Says an estimated 9,000 americans have been repatriated from 28 countries, but thousands more remain stranded. Abc news caught up with just a few of them. My mom and i are travel buddies, and every year we make sure to do an International Trip together. This year, we planned on going to antarctica. So we went through argentina, down to the end of the world, made it safely to antarctica. Im currently in honduras. I came a little over a week ago to visit my grandparents and my family here. The captain comes over the speaker multiple times a day. Each time he does that, our stomachs drop, of course. And he lets us know whats going on as far as the pearl princess is concerned. We