bedroom was broken, because it didn t have the gorilla channel. white house staff compiled a number of gorilla documentaries into a makeshift channel broadcast into trump s bedroom. edited all the part where gorillas weren t hitting each other and at last the president was satisfied. be clear, that s not real. the author of the twittle handle pixilated and changed his twitter display to reassure interwebs changing the name to the gorilla channel thing is a joke, but there may be a reason that story would ring true, because of the true story that is thing 2 in 60 seconds. at walgreens, we ll help you save more with copays as low as $0 and reward points on prescriptions. so, no matter who you are or where you re headed, it s worth the trip. we ll help you find low cost prescriptions with copays
edited out the apartmeparts of documentaries where gorillas weren t hitting each other had a weird ring of truth, or maybe it sounded familiar. note this true tidbit buried deep in this new yorker profile of donald trump from 1997. when trump and writer mark singer were aboard his private jet, trump was playing movies on the vcr and got bored with the movie michael. that s the one where john travolta plays an angel and switched to the 1988 jean claude van damme slug fest called blood sport. then he made his son eric skip past the boring parts of the film so he could watch the fight scenes. assigning to his son the task of fast forwarding through the plot exposition. trump s goal being to get this two hour movie down to 45 minutes. he eliminated any lulls between the kidney terrorizing and shin whacking. come on!