Dot com rIght now and see how much you can save and now the hbo orIgInal serIes real tIme wIth BIll Maher start the cloc k hI, everybody how are you doIng hey. Thank you all rIght. Thank you very much thank you people. I apprecIate It. How are you doIng all rIght, well okay. All rIght. We got a bIg show. Thank you very much. I know Its very excItIng. TIme of year. Its Labor Day. Fuck Is thE Year already . Its chrIstmas already. Its Its Labor Day weekend. And rIght on cue. ThIs Is always. They say thIs Is when the presIdent Ial race really starts. And It really dId. We fInally had an IntervIew last nIght wIth kamala harrIs. DId you watch It . Oh wow. Thats a lot of people watched It not just her wIth TIm Walz. Her emotIonal support, vp well I mean, It was It was a lIttle odd. He was just sIttIng there for a very long tIme wIthout sayIng anythIng. He dId. I mean, he just he was just noddIng whIle she dId all the talkIng. The womens Focus Group saId he must be a wonderful husband um reall
Original series real time with Bill Maher start the clock hi, everybody how are you doing hey thank you all right. Thank you very much thank you people. I appreciate it. How are you doing all right, well okay. All right. Weve got a big show. Thank you very much. I know its very exciting. Time of year. Its Labor Day. Fuck is the year already . Its christmas already. Its its Labor Day weekend. And right on cue. This is as they say. This is when the president ial race really starts and it really did. We finally had an interview Last Night with kamala harris. Did you watch it oh, wow. Thats a lot of people watched it. Not just her with Tim Walz. Her emotional support, vp well, i mean, it was it was a little odd. He was just sitting there for a very long time without saying anything he did. I mean, he was just. He was just nodding while she did all the talking. The womens Focus Group said he must be a wonderful husband really . I mean like, it just kept going. And he was saying nothing. It
Some pieces to bang your head on. Yeah. We have a GrAnd Piano if youd like to entertain us. A GrAnd Piano . Yes. I can open it, but i couldnt play it. John laughs Michael Palin, welcome to This cultural life. Thank you. You were born in sheffield in 1943. What are your earliest memories of childhood, Home Life . Um, i think it was shopping in the Ration Book era. Um, And i can remember going with my mother to get. I think we were given free Orange Juice at that time. Really, This must have been. I must have been three or four. And watching it being filled up And hAnded over. Your father was an engineer in the sheffield steel industry. Yeah. What Sort Of man was he . What was he like . He was. He was quite a difficult man in a way. He was a little Bit Sort of. Could be quite cantankerous. And i think a lot of This went down to the fact he had a stammer all his life. He was a man with a good sense of humour, but probably unable to telljokes because of the stammer. So i think there was a
Fox news Saturday Night. In. Happy saturday, america. Good to be back in new york, i was doing standup in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. Idaho is a boring state. I saw a deer run up to a hector like shoot me, dude. [laughter] i love a homefront as much of the next day but you are driving through nc dead deer, those are not accidents, those are suicides. Avenue under the body saying im bored. If youre new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a Cable News Peg party for everybody is welcome and we absolutely dont care you vote for because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist On Social Media. Can i get an amen from the panel . And i mean that. Facebook needs a button. Nobody cares and im trying to say is we are here for jokes because in normal times, commenters are supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to hear take on the border crisis follow she probably does know a lot about family separation. Sorry if that hit home. Shipping containers. [laughte
Night. Come on. Hop in. Oh, happy saturday, america. It is good to be back in new york. I was on the road doing stand up in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. I saw a deer run up to a hunter in idaho, like shoot me, dude. [laughter] thats where potatoes come from. I love a home fry as much as the next guy. When you are driving through route 80 and see the dead deer on the side of the highway, those arent accidents. They are suicides, people. Every deer says a note on the body, im bored. If you are new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a news party, where everybody is welcome and we dont care who you vote for, because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist on social media. Can i get an amen from panel . Amen. Boom. And i mean that. Facebook needs a button called who asked you . [laughter] because nobody cares. And the point im trying to make is were here for jokes because in normal times, comments are just supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h