Jon thats our show. Join us tonight at 11 00. Here it is, your moment of zen. Im sick and tired of the cat and mouse game. Let the mouse run, maybe i will, maybe i wont. Hillary is the same stephen tonight, obama unveils his plan to fight i. S. I. S. While i. S. I. S. Unveils their plan to veil everyone. laughter then advice for a struggling restaurant chain. Three words cheesefilled forks. laughter and my guests tonight, unlocking the truth, are a heavy metal band made up of 12 and 13yearolds. They available for their own bar mitzvahs. laughter ryan gosling has welcomed his firstborn child into the world. Wait what do you call a baby gosling . laughter this is the colbert report eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everyone thank you so much for joining us cheers and applause stephen thank you folks, thank you so much i tell you, these people out there, they are the ones generating all the energy and all the heroism these are the itget
eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everyone thank you so much for joining us cheers and applause stephen thank you folks, thank you so much i tell you, these people out there, they are the ones generating all the energy and all the heroism these are the itgetters i just ride the waves of their truth. Nation, i hope i dont have to tell you that america faces an existential threat from the brutal terrorists in i. S. I. S. , also known as the islamic state. laughter by the way, that is not safety school. laughter i. S. I. S. Has become my official numberone enemy. Youre off the hook for now, raisins in salad. laughter now, president pacifist has finally declared kindasorta war, which i kindasorta support. laughter i know some of you are asking, doesnt he need congressional approval to declare war . To which i respond, shut up, greg. laughter Congress Already gave president obama all the authority he needs back when he was a better presid
No, it wasnt, fatass i saw you do it audience chanting stephen boys, we need to talk to you about a matter of National Security now. Stephen welcome to the [ all moaning ] [ coughing ] report, everyone thank you so much for joining i hope you give em the chair us anyway, children, as i was saying, cheers and applause the hare krishnas are totally gay. [ speaking native language ] stephen thank you oh, dude. This is not good. Relax, fatass. No, dude. Ive seen this on tv. They shine that light in your face [ speaking native language ] [ speaking native language ] folks, thank you so much i tell you, these people out [ whirring, alarm blaring ] there, they are the ones generating all the energy and all the heroism these are the itgetters i just ride the waves of their truth. Nation, i hope i dont have to tell you that america faces an existential threat from the brutal terrorists in i. S. I. S. , also known as the islamic state. laughter by the way, that is not safety school. laughter i.
Folks, thank you so much i tell you, these people out there, they are the ones generating all the energy and all the heroism these are the itgetters i just ride the waves of their truth. Nation, i hope i dont have to tell you that america faces an existential threat from the brutal terrorists in i. S. I. S. , also known as the islamic state. laughter by the way, that is not safety school. laughter i. S. I. S. Has become my official numberone enemy. Youre off the hook for now, raisins in salad. laughter now, president pacifist has finally declared kindasorta war, which i kindasorta support. laughter i know some of you are asking, doesnt he need congressional approval to declare war . To which i respond, shut up, greg. laughter Congress Already gave president obama all the authority he needs back when he was a better president. laughter jim . It is the view of this administration that the 2001aumf continues to apply to i. S. I. L. Stephen yes, the authorization for the use of military fo