[music] its red meat thursday. serving stuff you love! you agree with us itself red meat if you don t like these politi politics, that is because you are a little bitch! [applause] could you just put something together, that is what he does. sick little boy. yeah, it is red meat thursday, where we tell you what you already knew to be true and everyone who disagrees can go f himself, to quote dana perino. tonight s red meat, leftists are ugly. i know, you knew that already, you ve seen the view. now scientist bearing it it out, amazing, new artificial intelligence study out of denmark, which is a country, i believe. turns out ai can predict a person s political leanings with 61% accuracy, based solely on their face. it is far more accurate than the old method, which was based on ass eyes. when the judge the official features used for this, they found something else, the right-wingers were where hot-air. yeah, yeah, yeah. some notable exceptions, of course. brought d
tons of smoke all landing here making it the worst thing from that country since seth rogen. but as the trees burn, another tree speaks out. john parry commemorated the 79th anniversary of d-day by comparing it to the fight against climate change. note to john. it s okay to visit the statues at easter island. just don t turn into one. he claims the climate change bite requires the same level of innovation and mobilization required to fight the nazis. but today s threat comes from all of us. if you don t recycle and by an ev, you are the new hitler. he found that funny. less, he is the last guy i talked to about the environment. a guy threw away his medals and that is littering. meanwhile east coasters are suffering witch makes them smile. nothing like human misery to pave the way for a power grab. if the smog keeps up churches will be closed and you will be only allowed allowed out for food and pride parades. aoc says the smokeout shows us how unprepared we are for the clim
from coast-to-coast our schools are toast. is time once again for. our education system sucks. it s funny, because it spelled incorrectly. have you heard about equitable grading? i haven t because i m not allowed within 100 feet of a school. they still refuse to believe i drive an ice cream truck. but school districts around the country are buying into this even though many teachers aren t , they think it s as shady as a gynecologist who works out of his garage. what is equitable grading really ? the grading scale begins at 50 percent, instead of zero, that means you do deserve a de- commit that extra leg up makes it a b or se. picture joy behar, i m sorry, but she stepping on the scale, right? where zero is actually 150 pounds. voilà, she only weighs 160 instead of 310. that is equity. meanwhile, homework is played down and kids are given multipl chances to complete the same assignment and the same test because if it first you don t succeed, you re probably a dumba dumb
testimony, let s get live to the white house correspondent kevin corke in the nation s capitol. reporter: rare partnership on capitol hill tonight as members of both parties were talking about progressive democrats, even conservative republicans. they re all demanding answers about how and why the government apparently is snooping on its own citizens without justification or legal authority. that after new revolutions disclosed today revelations disclosed today that your government has collected the communications information of millions of your fellow americans without legal justification including phone calls and text messages. many of which they claim were obtained, by mistake. i lose sleep over the 3.4 million warrantless searches of americans communications. while reports indicate the fbi conducted fewer queries in 2022, it still made roughly 559 searches per day. now the pfizer court found querrey information has already been legally required and is not consi
that is more than a smattering. not just for the pictures. if is not number one she said she will schiff me in the kidney. she means the good one. i wonder, can you live with zero kidneys? i know for a fact you can live for years without a brain. and to be successful. now that that is out of the way, a new gallup poll shows a record number of americans are identifying as politically independent. 49% compared to 25% who identify as republicans and another 25 who identify as female competitive swimmers. that is shocking since just two decades ago independence accounted for the lowest percentage of voters as scene in this easy to understand graph. i drew that on the way home last night. you might be asking yourself, self, what happened since 2004? other than joe biden s hair plugs turning 60. gala points to the disillusionment with the political system. u.s. institutions and the two parties which are seen as ineffectual and too extreme. you can say people are fed up with two par