i like to go totally horizontal and really lay out. that is what i m all about. so 1970s. dana: what about you, geraldo? i don t like the beach. i note that is a strange thing. i always had yesterday. my friend and i did a round trip. i love the water. but the beach it has always been for senator eight people. i never enjoyed baking there. i have a wicked beach set up. down in, like, i got bags already packed in new york city where there is not any beach. it has. it has sunscreen and towels. you have to have an umbrella. coney island. well, sort of beaches, geraldo. coney island is like a two hour subway ride. i can get to jersey before i can
something. technically it was adopted my dog dale because he has cost me maybe $10,000 in vet bills so far because he gets into trouble and eats stuff he shouldn t so technically that was the biggest splurge. i remember when you got dale, who knew he was going to cost that much money, but worth every penny indeed. jesse. i bought a house, so that was quite expensive. that s a big splurge. that s a big splurge. a good investment indeed. brian kilmeade buried home gym. it includes just finished it and i can finally take geraldo with a few more sessions, i ll be able to square up with the man who once owned his own boxing gym. okay, geraldo, how about you? i bought myself a new bentley, paid cash. [laughter] do have change of attend? are you running narcotics through the canadian border? [laughter] wonder if the coast guard is watching us.
my parents are my parents have gone to heaven. but you know the old saying that you spend your childhood hiding your weed smoking from your parent and then as a parent you hide all of your weed smoking from your children. that is a general rule. that is a great lie. i feel somehow, geraldo, i feel worse. here s a facebook question from alyssa w. we will start with you, dana. have you ever sent an embarrassing text to wrong person? dana: not an embarrassing one, but my husband, peter, it has a a couple. not to wrong person but he uses voice text. sometimes the the translation does not pick it up right. i can t say on the show. a couple of the things that have happened but they are so embarrassing. he really needs to read and
i have not slept since 1997. i cannot remember a single dream i was hoping geraldo and jeff s would be longer it so that i could try to remember at one point i got nothing. i passed out and then i m jarred awake at 2:30. there s no time to dream and aspire, it just time to lose my short-term memory. that means that you sleep very deeply. i just made that up, but i want to make you feel better. bryant has no subconscious. thank you, jesse. i feel so much better now. ever since i was a little kid, i left to went up and tell everybody my dream. and then this happened in this happen. that is probably a very boring thing to duplicate the dream i remember it most recently was i dreamed that i won t say who it was. someone pretty senior in the
over a couple of things i told her. she was like, maybe you could have, that one to yourself. maybe i did not need to hear that one. and i say that because it is awesome. great. great place. dana, are you as healthy? dana: probably not know. i can t think of anything bad that i hide from my parents. but also because we don t live close together. we don t chitchat on the phone. and you make this it feels like therapy to put me. i have been on the five for the last ten years. everyone including my parents knows everything about me. there s nothing left to find out. did you drink and not tell them? did you date and not inform them? the question is, do you hide anything now from your parents? you are right. i feel terrible. geraldo,