Amidst the Army's drastic job cuts and a recruiting slump, it seems our defense strategy might soon rely less on firepower and more on the economic prowess of under-tipped strippers and over-inked soldiers.
Amidst the relentless rivalries and ego clashes in Delta, there's always that one insufferable "Assmouth" like Brian who, love him or hate him, keeps the bar skyscraper high, ensuring the waters in the shark tank stay deep and turbulent.
In the grand tradition of Delta men and the seemingly senseless rigmarole of JRX Valiant Shield, a tale unfolded in a chow tent that involved a battle for mashed potatoes, a Donald Duck signature, and an awkward question, all of which simply proved why our kind should never be sent to these exercises, punctuated by the kind of camaraderie and irreverence that only the likes of Sam Foster, Chill D, MacDaddy Mac M, and yours truly could muster.