that s right! that s right! thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you. it s always crazy when the girl scouts of america are in the audience. [laughter] happy thursday. so, are the young uns about to give the boot to the drooling old coot? he s crushing biden with voters under the age of 30, a group he won by 25 points in 2020. i know, it is early yet. then again, when you consider joe s age, i don t think anything could be too early. let s just say, when joe has a pizza delivered and the guy on the phone says it s going to be 45 minutes, he breaks into a cold sweat. because he s, like, old. really old. greg: really old. liked, jesus christ was a freshman in his senior year, old. i m talking old. greg: we ve got to go possible candidates. one of them is skin glued to a skeleton, and the other is trump. true, donald is aging like everybody else, except oddly it s backwards. he looks great. his hair is still a natural orange. and he s funnier than ever. but how is he
[cheers and applause] greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we don t have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat senator ben cardin s office released this statement quote, aidan may is no longer employed by the us senate. good thing his id badge had the picture of the back of his head. security forces tell fox news that capitol police are taking the matter seriously and charges haven t been ruled out. now, either this was a rare event or maybe this career s secret santa gift exchange got way out of hand. but where else can you get paid to have sex in the workplace with a free colonoscopy? only in dc are th
yes! yes! that s right. it s friday. so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. he s hear on a day pass from the halfway house, founder of the leftists party, michael loftus. she s my third favorite charlie after chaplain and horse. charlie are no. she loves pranks, giving thanks and getting restraining orders because of your cousin hank. new york times best seller, kat timpf. and the only thing he hates more than snow is child support. new york times best-selling author, comedian and world champion nwa whatever. all right. this audience is out of control. but before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. you know it. it s where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. that s why they are called leftovers. as always it s my first time reading them. if they suck we will take joe on a helicopter ride and drop him into a volcano. all right, southwest airlines is being praised by plus size travelers that allow overweight customers an fre
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Building full of everyday heroes as you need calm click are stopped by granger for the ones who get it done get your Viewing Glasses ready. Eclipse across america, live next monday at one cnn Breaking News. We begin to sour. Have Cnn News Central with major Breaking News at least five people, including a top Iranian Military commander, had been killed in an attack on a wrongs concert. Were building and damask his syria. This is all according to the uranian embassy, rather the radiant ambassador, their video from the scene shows smoke pouring out from a building next to the iranian embassy, or runs a basilar is claiming that the building was hit by six missiles fired by israel. Lets get the latest now what cnns Natasha Bertrand has been tracking this story, the toss you walk us through the details yeah, boris, this is a very significant attack and according to irans ambassador to syria, at least five people were killed in the strike that essentially leveled or rons consulate there in da