greg: you didn t think we could do it but there you are. months of hard work and hot tubbing but he s here. i m not proud of some of the things i had to do in that tub larry but i ll do what it takes. also side note al qaeda leader ayman al-zawahiri was killed. [cheers and applause] greg: you re sick. was just 51 years young, his remains will be cremated and spread over his already cream ated remains. and to think he just finished paying off his women s studies degree. we went to his family for comment. that s terrible, show the guy some respect. let s go to his real family. you know that s even worse. you know how those guys hate pork. it s the other white meat they despise. no wonder he became a terrorist. at least he didn t get into stripping because once the robe comes off it s just ankle socks. don t ask me how i know. so when i first heard the news i have to say i was a little confused. and, no, that s not a quote from the president. first, i had not heard that name
greg: well drirls cars programmed by sex end up causing fewer wrecks, the odds of smashing your fender may depend on your gender. new castle university suggests gender cars might be gender specific. what one where a tray comes out so a woman could make a sandwich. a sexist would say. greg: that is so sexist. that tray is for laying out your makeup. another sexist would say. greg: anyway it found out women were better at taking charge of the vehicle when facing a hazard because they have better steering wheel control and reaction time. huh. reaction time? more like overreaction time, am i right? hope my wife s not watching or
they i m employed? identity politics to divide america. the race card, the gender cars, rich versus poor. these are all tactics that the left uses in order to claim the moral high ground. this despicable strategy is build on a foundation of lies. democrats have palled around with one of the most racest, lucifeis fair can. and hillary clinton is insulting every woman that voted for trump. we ll break that down there the mini monologue. so louis farrakhan purports to