0 their careers and expectations for men. why are you not wearing a suit and tie? there you go. it is true though. cameron diaz, what happened? right? she used to be all over the map and he broke her heart and she is now, i don t know, crippled. britney spears. britney spears, remember? she never got over jt. she shaved her head and maries scum. she dates scum. has children. the children thing. didn t janet jackson get super fat? she was zostig. has anybody ever tried to rip off your hair and what will we find there? the map to the lost city of atlantis? you would find the number of p o sties in the sign of dollars. it does come off. it is attachable and machine washable which is awesome. literally every kid has seen a breast. aren t we desensitized in the post twerking era? after miley cyrus you can pop out a breast with a pastey no problem. it was basically saying we don t care if there are kids in the room. we will do it. it leads me to a bigger point. i don
this make you happy that ford is okay? yes. he wants bieber to be a part of his reality show. so it is more money for his circle. it is a good thing to have ford on your side. i would want ford to be my attorney at trial if need be. he would be like, i woke up with a mound of coke and three dead bodies, come on, things happen. it changes the perception of the jury and bam. another amazing impression by you. it was leak i was there in the presence of mayor ford. is that the impression you use for everybody? mother theresa? oh hey. gavin, should bieber cont he rebel shouldn t he rebel against ford and become an upstanding citizen? that would blow some minds. i don t know. i don t want to criticize the story, but it is amazing that
i served famous people. they still remember when i go up to the street. no, they don t. that s a shame. you should stop following them. that s creepy. what do you think, gavin, do you think she made up the story? yeah, of course she did. as an alcoholic that was our shiznit. we would say, remember when your shawl went on fire? let s say that black dude took it and he is probably going to sell it. they would be like, done. now with these nerds and their theircctv cameras we can t do those stories. we can t even do coke anymore. you can t cheat on your wife. the nerds have taken over and ruined our lives. there is no more philandering. i liked lying. it got me out of a lot of tough positions. last week you lost your jacket in a bar and blamed a group of toughs. by the way, i am not joking. he blamed a a group of toughs for stealing his jacket which
gavin, you know what bugs me about this is this guy pretends that he really wasn t upset 10 years later. that was a weak move. yes, it was. i feel uncomfortable talking about this. everybody who talks about it strangely disappears. he would only take me through a trap door. i said this is fascinating. i am glad i am saying it on television so they can t do anything. what if this show doesn t air? we know where to find you, buddy. it is a weird, weird thing, joanne. you were in first grade when this happened, obviously. you don t even remember what you were watching. i remember my parents screamed and told me to look away, look away. i toldly looked. i totally looked. janet is the real victim here. i think this whole scenario proves that justin is ruining
should i be upset that everybody is the average height? i can tell you a tale of two. a couple weeks ago i was watching new york 1. they had something that had done something bad in brooke 11. it is all about meetings and union meetings and stuff. i don t even know why i watch it. a guy was on the loose and attacked somebody. the description they gave was 5 foot 8 and a hooded sweatshirt and jeans. that was it. meanwhile, somebody maybe last weekend in the west village was suspected of public urination and it is a selled low fers and a tie on and a blue sweater. in that case we can give the deets. sorry about that. you should have gone before you left. fair point. yes, it was. gavin, i am going to you terrified. jim norton made this point on twitter, the title of the groups that are mad have the word black in them.