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“Haven’t you heard? Hantavirus is so 2019.” Mark Collins, La Mesa
“I don’t think shredding your stimulus check for bedding was what the government had in mind, but you may get another chance.” Paul Keegan, Scripps Ranch
“My wife won’t come down from the chandelier unless you leave.” Vincent Noto, San Diego
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“How do you keep from stirring on Christmas Eve?” Pete Wilkinson, San Diego
“Look, I’m not installing a Ring. You don’t even have a door!” Gary John Collins, San Diego
“You can’t have a cheese and cracker party until we get Dr. Fauci’s OK.” Mercy Mandelbaum, Coronado
Print This week, readers were on a roll (of toilet paper!). Half the submissions that came in were about T.P. Plenty of Lysol gags, too. We thought Mark Palmerton found the right combination of brevity and cleverness. Congrats, Mark! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. The cartoon for next week’s contest is below. To enter, email your captions along with your name, address and phone number to
steve.breen@sduniontribune.com by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please remember to limit your submissions to three and keep ‘em brief. Good luck!
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“Oh, no! Not another set of Russian nesting safes!” Gary Lee Meyers, Poway