palm beach after the pilot suffered a medical emergency. would you be able to land a plane without any knowledge? dagen: yes. ari: i would trust you to. dagen: my dad was pilot and my mother was afraid we would be flying with him and we would drop dead. she wasn t worried about him she was worried about us crashing the plane. so i know i could land a plane even with no help. and i would rather potentially die in a small plane crash than to have to fly next to a guy sweaty wearing flip flops eating a giant gallon bag of hard boiled eggs. which happened. greg: the dirty secret here, ari, is that pilots are just fancy bus drivers. that s what kat said in the green room. and anybody, anybody can actually fly a plane. that s what kat said. i disagreed. i said pilots are america s heroes kat: i don t understand how anybody can drive a bus, it s so i m impressed by bus
is the perfect combination in a can. you put your money in and they pop the top. it s the most delicious thing you ll put in your body. greg: i might try it. jessica: have you been to japan? you want a free domestic flight? jesse: i m not going to japan. jessica: why? jesse: there s other countries on my list. i ve been advised to not single out individual countries by name. jessica: by your lawyer. jesse: less learned. dagen: i don t do things on the fly. i get on an airplane if i really have to because i think about my brother who was stuck on a tarmac in 104-degree heat sitting next to a woman for 1 1/2 hours who had a gallon bag of hard boiled eggs. she sat there and peeled them one by one. i think i can t eat hard boiled
is the perfect combination in a can. you put your money in and they pop the top. it s the most delicious thing you ll put in your body. greg: i might try it. jessica: have you been to japan? you want a free domestic flight? jesse: i m not going to japan. jessica: why? jesse: there s other countries on my list. i ve been advised to not single out individual countries by name. jessica: by your lawyer. jesse: less learned. dagen: i don t do things on the fly. i get on an airplane if i really have to because i think about my brother who was stuck on a tarmac in 104-degree heat sitting next to a woman for 1 1/2 hours who had a gallon bag of hard boiled eggs. she sat there and peeled them one by one. i think i can t eat hard boiled