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Ken Fyne on tasteless tomatoes and rotten politicians

Ken Fyne on tasteless tomatoes and rotten politicians By Ken Fyne Updated: July 3, 2021, 8:49 am © PA The Duke of Cambridge samples some Irn-Bru as The Queen looks on, during a visit to AG Barr s factory in Cumbernauld. I celebrated July’s arrival by eating a tomato. Well, I think it was a tomato. On the principle that if it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it’s a duck, this item certainly looked like a tomato. It was bought in a supermarket, in a pack of four, all of which were richly red, uniformly shaped and the ideal size for a hungry man’s sandwich. I’m not going to enter into a lengthy discourse as to whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable – it’s a fruit I reckon – but it’s probably the only piece of fruit I’d put in a bread sandwich.

Ken Fyne: Countdown (to winter) is on

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Ken Fyne: Covid restrictions leave me comfortable looking like Rab C Nesbitt

Ken Fyne: Covid restrictions leave me comfortable looking like Rab C Nesbitt By Ken Fyne © SYSTEM Sign up for our daily newsletter featuring the top stories from The Press and Journal. Thank you for signing up to The Press and Journal newsletter. Something went wrong - please try again later. Sign Up You know when you’re in a pandemic when your bin goes out more than you do. Excursions from rural Fyne Place have been so rare this year that when I eventually poked my nose out the door this week, I faced burgeoning bugophobia, the dreaded fear that the outside world is alive with evil microbes waiting to pounce on any unsanitised hand or unmasked face.

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