Jon before we go, we are, as offnow shoot auctioning off 19 suits previously worn by me with the wonderful stewart smell, going to the Achilles Freedom Team who run races all over the country, they do incredible work. Ill never need those suits again. When im out of here, onepiece swimsuits. Here it is your moment of zen. I do not want to sell the mother house and the receiptng sponsored by Comedy Central tonightly everyones asking, what really happened to sandra bland . And at this point, the police have about as much credibility as taylor swift on black twitter. laughter seriously, this story is so depressing, im watching the Mckinney Pool Party video just to cheer myself up. laughter how do you go from not signaling a lane change to getting locked in a jail cell with a 5,000 bond . Thats not a setup for a joke. Someone needs to give me a [ bleep ] answer. cheers and applause this is the nightly show. Lets do this cheers and applause cheers and applause audience chanting larry cheers
You guys are such a great audience here. I love this. cheers and applause no, its great. As we all know, american Race Relations have been pretty tumultuous lately. Our weekly racial incidents are starting to feel Something Like an unlimited appetizer deal at a chain restaurant grotesque, nauseating, and neverending. laughter with the Racial Climate changing so rapidly, we thought it would be helpful to go to our inhouse racial meteorologist, gusty hail. laughter cheers and applause hows it going gusty . Thanks, larry. Were dealing with plenty of racial atmospheric pressure pretty much everywhere. Right . Things are heating up, larry. laughter so its okay to take off that hoodie folks. Seriously, take it off, because they will shoot you. laughter larry whats racial atmospheric pressure . Well, for instance, donald trump calling larry other way. The other direction. laughter its a new map. laughter larry okay. Donald trump calling mexicans rapists has really heated things up out west an
Minorities, cowboys, and permissive gun laws, and you can guarantee some atmospheric trouble. Larry got it. Okay. Okay. Thanks gusty. cheers and applause now, look this is going to be tough, but we really do want to focus on texas specifically whats going on with the sandra bland incident. Its gotten so many people talking because so much of it really doesnt make sense. A woman was pulled over for a traffic stop, and a few days apparently commits suicide in a jail cell. Theres still a lot to unpack in this story. Ill tell you what. Lets just look at the dashcam video that was released. You okay . Im waiting on you. This is your job. What you want me to do . I dont know. You seem very irritated. I am. I really am, because i feel like this is crap for what im getting a ticket for. I was getting out of your way. You were speeding and tailing me. So i move over. And you stop me. So, yeah, i am irritated, but that doesnt stop you from giving me a ticket so are you done . Larry okay. This is
Audience here. I love this. cheers and applause no, its great. As we all know, american Race Relations have been pretty tumultuous lately. Our weekly racial incidents are starting to feel Something Like an unlimited appetizer deal at a chain restaurant grotesque, nauseating, and neverending. laughter with the Racial Climate changing so rapidly, we thought it would be helpful to go to our inhouse racial meteorologist, gusty hail. laughter cheers and applause hows it going, gusty . Thanks, larry. Were dealing with plenty of racial atmospheric pressure pretty much everywhere. Right . Things are heating up, larry. laughter so its okay to take off that hoodie, folks. Seriously, take it off, because they will shoot you. laughter larry whats racial atmospheric pressure . Well, for instance, donald trump calling larry other way. The other direction. laughter its a new map. laughter larry okay. Donald trump calling mexicans rapists has really heated things up out west and near the border states
Resort island of barbuda is in ruins. Stephanie ramos live in florida with the latest. Reporter this morning there are people trying to make a mass exodus out of florida as the monster storm raging closer to the coast and grows stronger. Irma is inching closer to south florida with winds 160 Miles Per Hour. The storm shifting farther west the eye of the storm on keys in florida. Nowhere in the florida keys will be safe. Were running out of time, the storm is almost here, if youre in an evacuation zone you need to go now. Reporter more than 5. 6 Million People have been asked to evacuate, many living in lowlying coastal areas. As time runs out, people are trying to escape the storm. Traffic so bad on the three main routes out of south florida, some people abandoned their cars because they have run out of gas. Those trying to get out by air finding themselves stuck, Fort Lauderdale airport closed. Miami International Spending all flights. Those trying to get in hoping to get a last minut