Has been confirmed to the Supreme Court. And ive thrown and cracked 24 cell phone screens. Not all of them mine. Hey, babe . Have you seen my phone . But you know what . We have decades to worry about that human chastity belt. Right now, i want to talk about rbg. Ruth Bader Ginsburgs death has hit a lot of people hard, especially women. [bleep] and i think its because mommy . I think its because mommy . Buddy, can mommy please just have two minutes to cry in a closet . Again . I think its because, as american women, ruth is a big reason why weve made it this far. Long before she got to spend 27 years in the middle of this combover sandwich, rbg was already changing the world for women. In 1972, she cofounded the aclus womens rights project. There, alongside pioneers like Dorothy Kenyon and pauli murray, she spent years carefully laying the groundwork to force u. S. Law to acknowledge something radical. Women are, like, fullon people. Nobody in our country did more for the advancement o
The fibl game of the world series so we have to say congratulations to Los Angeles Dodgers. This year belongs to the dodgers. The Los Angeles Dodgers capturing their first world series in 32 years with a 31 game six win over the tampa bay rays. The dodgers ended their 32 year world series title drought with a 31, game six win over the rays in texas last night. It was a fitting ending for one of the most turbulent seasons in league history. Trevor congratulations to l. A the world series drought is finally over. And your actual drought ask only getting worse, hey, one vic reat a time, obviously because of corona it is unlikely there will be a pa ray. But lets be honest, even if there was a parade, people wouldnt be able to see it from the sidewalk anyway, look guys it is considerree seager, no, its a light pole, congratulationsk light pole. But for real, i think this is really geat for los angeles because the city really needs a boost right now. The pandemic has hit really hard. The wil
Lord there were will be delivering it personally. But otherwise, if you live in one of those states, go to votevotevote. Com to see what you need to bring to the polls to register on the day. Go vote anyway, coming up on tonights show the candidates make their final pitch, jaboukie youngwhite tries to understand what old people think, and we find out the biggest scandal of Donald Trumps presidency. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor so hows everybody feeling . Feeling relaxed, chilled out . Casually chewing your own tongue off from the stress . Because it has all come down to this and on the weekend before election day, voters got one more chance to compare the two candidates head to head. Im running as a proud democrat, but i will govern as an american president for everybody. Under biden, there will be no school, no graduations, no weddings, no thanksgivings, no easters, no christmases, and no fourth of july, other than that youre going to hav
Caroline isnt going to get broken up by the cops. For real, this was such an amazing weekend. It was a festive atmosphere. Saturday always which mazing. Even coronavirus took the day off. Im kidding. But this weekend, joseph r. Biden was declared the 46t 46th president of the united states. I know it was tough waiting four days to get final results but its actuallile cool it happened on a saturday morning right . Because think about it, normally it happens tuesday, wednesday, just have to be at home. But now people could soak it in. They heard wit their families, going for a walk, even one guy found out ton golf course. President trump was not at the white house when he learned he lost it. He was golfing in virginia, driven home past his critics, cheering. cheers and applause trevor no matter what you think about trump, thats a terrible way to find out youre fired. Its bad enough for your boss to tell you to clean out your desk, but can you imagine on the way to your desk the entire of
Monsoon, bitch slap of corona . On a hopeful note, it is good to remember that its not the size of the wave that matters but its the motion of the what . Oh, the size does matter. Oh, so the motion doesnt doesnt affect it at all . Is were screwed. While things are starting to get worse again, the crazy thing is the Trump Administration is pretending that the crisis is over. Not only is the superspreader in chief running around the country breathing on everyone in a maga hat, but Rudy Giuliani trumps top lawyer and white house halloween decoration told a rally the other day that people dont die of this disease anymore, which is easy for him to say. Hes been dead twelve years. None of this is surprising. Trump and his people have been in denial about this virus from the beginning, or at least in public. Because now were finding out that while the rest of us are still performing for a normal year of movies and haircuts, trumps rich friends were getting a heads up about what is really abou