putin knows z knows our allies ,that joe biden, america s commander in chief, is in serious mental decline. and everyone saw what that looks like last night. now, this is not a political debate. it is factual certainty. no amount of briefings by staff, his press office, his lawyers will convince voters here or leaders in other countries that biden himself is in charge. now, someone over at the white house is making the big and it ain t this guy. i mean, i m an old man and i know what i m doing. and the president put this country back on its feet and my memory is fine. now, 67% think we re on the wrong track. i m right back on track. all right. they sent him out last night to try to reassure the country . but it just confirmed what everyone knows initially. the president of mexico city did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get. i talked to i convinced him, open the gate. okay. mexico is not egypt. and egypt is not mexico. but we re al
thateverybody shirt. it s friday, so you know what that means. . let s welcome tonight s guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because they ll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, he s my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isn t funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. new york times best selling author. right. som yeah. okay. before we get to some nenewsw l. do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, me? th it s leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. and asuse always it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll throw macn into a meat grinder and make mac meatballs, and then, of course, feed them to steve doocy. all right, here, go.st first medical research to say nose picking can lead to memory. loss. i really don t have to sayking anything.
shocking new video shows the lawlessness of democrat cities colliding with joe biden s open borders insanity.ty .two nypd police officers gettig outnumbered and savagely beaten by a large group of illegal immigrants near times square.. those cops were just trying to break up a disorderly crowd outside a shelter, trying to arrest one of the illegals, and that s when the mob attacked.nd one of the thugs kicking aner officer in the face while he was on the ground. he suffered a cut to his face, and the other officer wase injured.fice five of those violent suspectsfe were arrested by police later that same night, charged with assaulting a police officer, but four of them already back on the street, released without bail. were only in they custode wey for three hours. we are getting new video that the fifth migrant s in court today. onhee nypd chief says all of the cop-beating migrants should be locked up. reprehensible. cowards. you have eight people attacking atta lieutenant a
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judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, and greg gutfeld.e it s 5:00 in new york city. re dramatic showdown over security at the southern border, reaching a breaking point.r right now, texas is telling the biden administration to come an take it.y is today is the deadline for the white house gave the deadline to governor greg abbott on allowing agents access to shelby park ins eagle pass so they can remove the razor wire there. r so far texas iazs refusing to lt the feds in and has a coalitionf of 25 governors on its side. the whole thing could not be headed back to court, and texas is confident it will win but the white house as a habit is l breaking the law by playings. games. w shye will not shy away frot calling out what we see has political games from the because it is not safe. communities. that ss, a who he cares about, e people of texas. gov you ve heard me say this over and over again, they are making it harder.maki he s making it harder for borde