A nice guy whos comedy. Go on than those right on the button kill or insightful is truly to find the motherlode my guest today is you missed allensworth bow on his best known for his work on s n l but also you know billys show 700 sundays you work tempt him on that. I think hes consulting producer with larry over target enthusiasm his new book i am in the midst of reading it and im in a treasure trove of reading apropos of nothing by woody allen and the now book the actor both making a lot laugh lines my life helping funny your people be happy funny people be funny are now out in stores and online alan how are you my friend did then its how you do embody. Beautiful the book is killing me and the cover were very clever to put that like almost a post it memo about essence and you get the i just that that is such a Clever Design was a you were not read with not me at all about a year earlier he sent me a couple of cover designs that made me laugh but then i thought ok there are that there
Exercise, youd better do it graduates out there. Fast. Were going to have a nice, cool morning to get outside for those Outdoor Activities but take a look at this sunrise as we get started looking right now in the east bay at walnut creek. Its a clear start here but we have seen once again that fog near the coast that will keep it cool but then we look at our temperature trend for the inland east bay. Were going from 59 degrees at 7 00 to 85 degrees at 1 00. Here is a look at high temperatures as we reach up to 93 in concord today. San francisco will only reach 70. Well talk about that range in temperatures and why thats happening as we head over to you, mike, whats the update on the commute . San joses traffic flow, we were looking at the drive and i said it should lighten up on 101. The live camera, well take a look and see if thats the case. Live look 101 with the headlights coming towards us. Suddenly very clear. The map, ive circled that on the bottom portion of the screen, north
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Distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor first up, some big news from the president ial race. After dropping out of the race last week, Bernie Sanders has endorsed joe biden. Or, as bernie put it im passing the baton on to the younger generation. And bernie made the endorsement over a live stream chat around 3 00 in the afternoon, which was nice because they could do the endorsement over dinner. Now, of course, bernie and biden have a lot that they disagree on policy, what year it is but, for bernie, even though biden might not be his first choice, hes obviously much better than trump. You know, its like at the end of the titanic, rose wasnt, like, um, i wanted to get on a lifeboat, not some big wooden door, so thats a hard pass for me. Im just gonna, like, sink. Lets move on, because if you have been watching the news, you know coronavirus is still rampaging
Thursday. Jimmy what . Guillermo thirsty thursday. Jimmy thirsty thursday. Guillermo thats right, jimmy. Jimmy thank you. Last week, guillermo gave us a good tip on how to celebrate thirsty thursday. I want to see if you have another one tonight. People are looking for reasons to drink. Guillermo yes, jimmy, i have one. This ones for easter, okay . Jimmy okay, what is it . Guillermo first you bring a Chocolate Bunny. Then you break the ears off like this. Jimmy uhhuh. Guillermo then you bring the tequila, then you pour the tequila in. Jimmy okay. Guillermo then you drink it. Jimmy and what is that concoction called, guillermo . Guillermo the easter bunny is drunk. Jimmy all right, very catchy, i like it. Dont accidently put that in your sons basket on sunday, okay . Guillermo no, i wont, i promise. Jimmy easter, as you know, or you may not know, we dont know anything nowadays, is sunday. And its the second week of passover. I know people who are having dinners that are very weird. Its