Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Displefer day, before we turn to the serious stories, we like to look at the stories that put the us in coronavirus, in our ongoing segment, a ray of sunshine. First up, thanks to this pandemic, government officials are highly strung. They have to keep people indoors, they have to keep hospitals running, and they have to take all their bribes over venmo, which is really tough, because you have to write in the memo what the money is for. Well, this week in kentucky, the governor was busy trying to stop unemployment scams, and in the process, he made an unlikely discovery. Unfortunately, its going to take a little bit of time on these, because a couple of bad apples can make this challenge that much more difficult. For instance, we had somebody apply for unemployment for tupac shakur here in kentucky. And that person probably thought they were bei
W plans acss the country. When will your kids make up that lost time and what will classrooms look like in the future . Fight for her life. I died for two minutes. My whole world just crumbled. The 12yearold diagnosed with a rare heart condition which doctors say may have been triggered by coronavirus. The young girl and her mother sharing their emotional story this morning. The first dog in the United States tests positive for covid. His owners are speaking out this morning. Now what we should do to protect our pup. Big screen battle. One of the largest movie chains threatening to ban major films from its theaters after the blockbuster success of the new trolls movie. So many people watching at home, but is the future of the box office in your living room . Nine to five and business on top. Gym shorts on the bottryone dea with the new 9 00 to 5 00. Its enough to drive you crazy if you let it nine to five good morning, america. Good morning, america. Happy to be with you guys on this w
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Good evening, todays updates since our last report, florida has seen 24 new positive cases bringing the state total to 216. 196 our florida residents, 20 nonflorida residents, and there are 1042 test results outstanding. We will announce a number of things related to education for the remaining from this school year on, all remaining testing or School Readiness and k12 will be canceled for the school year. Requirements for graduation and final course grades will be evaluated as those assessments did not exist. Parents may keep their child in the same grade for the 2021 school year. K12 grades will not be calculated or 20192020 and schools may continue their current status next year to avoid disruption. The commissioner may reduce required k12 instructional hours to accommodate for closures as we have seen. All School Readiness, voluntary prek, k12, career and Technical Centers and State College programs will be fully funded as the werthough there were no disruption. Feesext 20 days, al
Those are florida residents. 20 nonflorida residents. And there are 1,042 test results outstanding. Were going to announce a number of things related to education for the remaining from this school year on, all remaining testing for school readiness, voluntary prek and k through 12 be canceled. Requirement first graduation and promotion and final course grade will be evaluated as those assessments did not exist. Parents may at their discretion choose to keep their child in the same grade for the 2021 school year. Grades will not be calculated for 20192020 and schools may continue their current status next year to avoid disruption to School Leadership and operations. Commissioner corkin may reduce required k through 12 instructional hours to accommodate for closures as weve seen. Andschool readiness, Career Technical Center and state and College Programs will be fully funded as though there was no disruption. For the next 120 days, the deadline will be tolled for any teachers and in add