I don t have a partner, or children, or a place of my own, so the family home is the centre of my universe. Francesca Humphreys and her mother Olivia Lichtenstein are pictured together above
As boudoirs go, perhaps mine is not the most beguiling. One boyfriend I had several years ago made this abundantly clear.
He hated staying the night at my place, something he put down to my bed being too small for his tall frame.
There were other factors at play, however, which I only registered after we broke up.
In hindsight, a big turn off, no doubt, were the letters on my bedroom door that spelled out my name Francesca . Letters formed by dancing clowns.