Cost you more. Good day everybody, it is a thursday, friday eve we like it call that in the morning. How are you doing . Thank you so much for joining us early, not bright and early, it is dark and early. How are you doing today . Doing good. It is thursday. It seems ike like weve done two weeks in this four day period, with the snow coverage, the parade. Exactly. And just over, with the spring forward, we want it to be spring. I know it is coming monday but it is so bitter cold out there, scott. It is, but Avenue Little bit of good news. We might make it above freezing, karen, today for a few hours but we have to watch out as i mentioned for melting and falling ice across the area. But weather by the numbers on scale of one to ten, today, what about a five . So things looking up a little bit once again. It is still cold this morning, but not quite as harsh, case in point, take a lock at the temperature, 26 degrees right now, windchill of 15, as opposed to the single digits, this same
You. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president ial handshakes . [laughter] refuse to vote on anything except whether to add cronuts to the congressional brunch. [laughter] sitting around saying that sax by chambliss is an acceptable name. Its not. Its not okay. Its just not okay. [laughter] my apologies to apologies to ths family. What is congress up to . Congress may be ready to call a truce in the budget wars. A bipartisan budget deal has been reached to avoid another Government Shutdown. [ laughter ] [laughter] jon deal . Deal . What type
Jon boom welcome to the daily show. Miss to see you nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president ial handshakes . [laughter] refuse to vote on anything except whether to add cronuts to the congressional brunch. [laughter] sitting around saying that sax by chambliss is an acceptable name. Its not. Its not okay. Its just not okay. [laughter] my apologies to apologies to ths family. What is congress up to . Congress may be ready to call a truce in the budget wars. A bipartisan budget deal has been reached to avoid another Governmen
Then the donkey was beside himself. [ laughter ] anyway, my point is this the budget compromise is that kind of melancholy hal hallelujah is good. Its a breath of fresh air. Not used to using that c word compromise. Jon i country believe those bleep cworded. [ laughter ] yes, i cant believe those bleep cworded. I hope my mother isnt watching. How did this deal go down. Republican paul ryan and patty murray announce they had reached a deal tuesday after two months of negotiations. Jon oh, my god. These two members of congress are visual analogs for how the two sides cannot see eye to eye. They are a lifesize bar graph of the fiscal distance between the parties. Thats [laughter] and and quite frankly [ applause ] if i may be so bold, the two of them look like all my prom pictures in reverse. [laughter] so the important thing is oh. [ laughter ] aw, the jew fro. Those were the days. Lets hear it. What does this deal they did do . This bill reduces the deficit by 23 billion. It does not ra
Dead mom . Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Right this way. [applause] jordan so, jordan, hey, you think we should say goodbye . Whatd your mom say . Oh, jeez. [laughter] good night, everybody. Good night. Whoo im gonna do my one line here oh, yeah. Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is dial the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon boom welcome to the daily show. Miss to see you nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president ial handshakes . [laughter] refuse to