The public keeps getting asked to name things, even though Boaty McBoatFace happened and no one will ever forget, and this is why we can t have nice things. I mean, Minnesota now has a snowplow named Plowy McPlowFace, and Colorado could be next.
On March 3, the Colorado Department of Transportation launched its Name That Plow contest, and fortunately, it s for kids, because adults can absolutely not be trusted. CDOT has teamed up with Governor Jared Polis asking elementary school students across the state of Colorado to submit their best and most creative name ideas for 20 brand new CDOT snowplows joining the current fleet of plows in 2021, CDOT said.
Sometimes I just get my news from Kyle Clark tweets and I will not change. Wednesday morning was President Joe Biden s inauguration in Washington, D.C., and in case you missed the star-studded performance lineup, well, here you go.
The 46th president s inauguration ceremony brought to you by Denver s own World s Fourth-Hottest News Anchor:
ICYMI: County star Garth Brooks sang Amazing Grace.
But, not any of his hits.
ICYMI: J-LO was there, too, performing This Land Is Your Land.
Let s Get Loud > Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy.
ICYMI: Lady Gaga did the National Anthem. I think that s a dove, but yeah, same.
2020 s not over yet, and one of this year s icons is now available in the form of a Christmas tree ornament and no, it s not a roll of toilet paper or the coronavirus (well, it kind of is, but we ll get there).
At the beginning of the pandemic, the World s Fourth Hottest News Anchor, known for his quick-witted tweets and blazer collection, moved broadcast operations to his home and became known for something else. America OK, probably just Colorado became obsessed with Kyle Clark s fireplace wood. It s even a Zoom background.
.Sorry, we re bored.
Since he knows how much we love it, Clark made it into an ornament, complete with the COVID-19 virus.