the kind you see in a sidewalk outside starbucks. they call that a ben t. florida has great beaches of of fliptop babes in thongs and thankfully most are women. yet nothing looks worse in a thong than a chicken has what looks like the outline of florida and her banana hammock. a new yorker, the beaches are a cross between acc sushi bar and a needle exchange program way passed hepatitis c by now it s hep lm nlp last and florida you got gorgeous wildlife and tropical birds two delightful dolphins in new york you got pigeons with rap sheets fish with adderall addictions and rats with gang tattoos and even they are thinking about retirin here. and you them? can you blame them?