as you re saying, we re hearing j. lo is very upset. ben didn t know. you know what i mean? does guadalupe know ben s married and has two kids? everybody s moved on. let s talk about britney. we haven t talked about britney in quite a long time. apparently there s a stinky problem going on with britney spears. earlier today, one of britney s formerly employed bodyguards has released a statement saying basically she was completely lewd and unhygienic in front of him, very disturbing for this person. specifically, he s alleging she blatantly picked her nose, refused to shower sometimes for three to four days at a time, did not brush her teeth, also had a big flatulence problem. you re so polite, so polite. poor britney, man, leave britney alone, everybody gets a little gassy. remember when she went to the gas station with no shoes on in the bathroom? that was a low point. all right. real quick here. william and kate were doing their whirlwind north american tour. apparent