Room laughter cheers and applause stephen this room is so turgid, that i really should be wearing protection. Folks, 2016 election is just around the corner. I cannot wait for president obamacare to pack up his quinoa garden and move back to indokenya. Dont celebrate too soon, folks, because barreling down on 2016 like a cement truck with its brakes cut is Hillary Clinton. cheers and applause just last week i broke the story that fox news broke the story that hillary suffered from a rare, dibill tating condition doctors call aging. laughter unlike republican hopeful bobby jindal who made a wish on a monkey paw to be 12 forever. laughter well now, papa bear bill o reilly has found found yet another reason she should be taken out of the not yet running. Theres got to be some downside to having a woman president , right . Something. Something that may not fit with that office. Correct . Im going to say no, bill. Men are men, women are women, theres a difference, okay. Theres a difference
Tonight can we trust our food labels . Im beginning to think my wild razz el berry gusher gum isnt really free rang. And then a cable rebrand, History Channel will now be known as the feral dirtman network. And my guest tonight is beau willimon, creator of the netflix hit house of cards you can see the entire interview in 6 minutes and 20 seconds. Vladimir putin has been nominated for a nobel peace prize. Nice try, norway. Hes still going to invade. laughter this is the colbert report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen welcome to the report. Great to have you with us. Thank you so much. cheers and applause there are some nights, folks, back home you may not know this sitting at home but there are some nights when the love is so ripe in this room laughter cheers and applause stephen this room is so turgid, that i really should be wearing prot
Nominated for a nobel peace prize. Nice try, norway. Hes still going to invade. laughter this is the colbert report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen welcome to the report. Great to have you with us. Thank you so much. cheers and applause there are some nights, folks, back home you may not know this sitting at home but there are some nights when the love is so ripe in this room laughter cheers and applause stephen this room is so turgid, that i really should be wearing protection. Folks, 2016 election is just around the corner. I cannot wait for president obamacare to pack up his quinoa garden and move back to indokenya. Dont celebrate too soon, folks, because barreling down on 2016 like a cement truck with its brakes cut is Hillary Clinton. cheers and applause just last week i broke the story that fox news broke the story that hillary suff
Stock exchange. It will happen ahead of the bell. Moving higher. Liz moving higher on speculations that the billionaire investor will make a big investment writing to clients asking them to commit a billion dollars to two new funds to invest in a major u. S. Company. Liz people think it is fedex. An economist and former finance minister was named to egyptian interim prime minister. Well an Opposition Leader will assume the vicepresident see. Pledging 5 billion in age eight. The united emirates offered 3 billion. Ashley barnes and noble is at a turning point. Resigned from his post in the companys board. The resignation came shortly after the companys earnings mess and the decision to exit the tablet market. After the bell starts right now. Liz yes, it looks like a 13year high for the nasdaq. Lets get to todays action. Managing director is telling investors to brace for more volatility. In the pits of the cme. Look, i could start with him, but both of you can weigh in. The only volatili
Reporting a 57 drop in Second Quarter profit as production slide. Change of feelings in j. C. P. Bouncing back after falling yesterday. The retailer refuting published reports about cuts in its financing. And whole foods beats on earnings but the sales growth misses expectation. Well talk to the coceo walter robb later this hour. First up, coming off an upbeat july, futures show a strong august adding to the positive sentiment, claims lowest level since early 2008. Not participating, though, is exxon. The dow component with an earnings miss. Profits falling 57 in the Second Quarter. The Conference Calls not until 11 00, jim, but there were no big onetime items. A little confusing . Exxons become a very plodding company. I always like to rate the Oil Companies by the Production Growth because in the end the companies can be growth stocks. Eog, how can you compare the two . Were a Global Company but you get lots of cash generation from exxon. You got 4 billion in buybacks. They spend for