crawling in the front of your pants. this is a sport that took off in wales and is now in virginia. you have to take off your pants and your underwear. they tape the cuffs of those sweat pants closed and then they drop a live ferret down your pants and you see how long you can last. and how did you do? i had a very tender loving ferret so i lasted three minutes. but the lady next to me got chewed up like a piece of ground beef. we had to take her to the emts. i don t know why she didn t release the cuff and let him out but i guess she didn t know she could. if you look at the cover, this is frightening. the cover of this book, that was mika s second choice for her book. oh, come on. poor mika. i don t think so. the world record is five hours and 32 minute minutes. a guy in wales. he s now with the vienna boys choir. five hours with a rodent down your pants. wear a cup. you re not allowed. you re kidding me.