they re really nice to us, i realize they think junichiro koizumi is my wife. half an hour in, she nudges knee under the table. she s got an autograph book with a poodle on it, she s motions towards sinatra. i almost faint. i have do go body language, i have to go oh no, keep it down. but now it s hanging over my head like the autograph book of damocles. i get up at the end of the dinner, we go around to kiss the ring, here s how cool snat raxt my mom lean in and says mr. sinatra when i was a young girl i saw you in pittsburgh in 1952. and snatia looks up and says 1952 stanley theater, i remember that show, you looked good that night. my mom floats away from the table like a ferngully fairy. i said frank what you just did for my mother. he says get out of here. i turn up, junichiro koizumi steps up and she hits him with