By Rick Lovett
Feb 12, 2021
It’s easy to plan for the best-case Valentine’s Day scenario: You’re in control of lighting the candles, setting the playlist, getting the flowers, and so on. But even the best-laid plans for getting laid can be easily felled by biology.
None of the aphrodisiac superstars that we pull out every Valentine’s Day ― oysters, wine and chocolate, for instance ― can save you from a big bout of burps, gas or bad breath. Because ― let’s be real ― these things happen, and when they do, it’s not hot for either victim. Food-induced discomfort and embarrassment is more than enough to freeze the hottest of sexy times.
By Rick Lovett
Feb 12, 2021
It’s easy to plan for the best-case Valentine’s Day scenario: You’re in control of lighting the candles, setting the playlist, getting the flowers, and so on. But even the best-laid plans for getting laid can be easily felled by biology.
None of the aphrodisiac superstars that we pull out every Valentine’s Day ― oysters, wine and chocolate, for instance ― can save you from a big bout of burps, gas or bad breath. Because ― let’s be real ― these things happen, and when they do, it’s not hot for either victim. Food-induced discomfort and embarrassment is more than enough to freeze the hottest of sexy times.