this isn t a person but it s a dog and he s still way better than me. a 4-year-old labrador receiver, female black lab, helped bring 12 people to safety with the lapd in haiti. pearl, you are way better than me. i m going to give you a bite of my doughnut. this is chance. he s a one-handed high school football player. this week he finished off last season of high school football. the third year he s been a starter for the fighting tigers. i didn t even start my senior year of lacrosse. chance anthony, you re way better than me. this is pat tillman, one of the greatest americans ever. he s had a completely built bridge over the hoover dam named for him this week. this morning, i actually scratched my initials in wolf blitzer s locker. fallen hero, football star, fantastically good-looking. pat tillman, you are way better than all of us. you ve heard the expression