hotel in amster domestic. i said i am implementing my plan and need to know what health permits i need. my play is called hamsterdam. the telling of your beautiful city using hamsters. i need to bring 300 loose hamsters into your hotel and have them live in the room with me. this is for 12 nights. the hotel replied, our hotel cannot accommodate 300 hamsters in a room. i understand your concern about keeping 300 hamsters in my room. it is wrong. i now realize this is a disease issue. that is why i ve decided to restage my hamsterdam play now called amsterclam, telling about your beautiful city using clams. i will check in with 500 clams and have them live with me. clams are not like feilthy hamster, they are wet. please alert housekeeping so when they open the door they can spray. larry: oh, man. now, let s hear about your request to bring an ice machine to a hotel. we had other better ones. all right. there s one you wanted to check in.