made? i was going to try to eat more wisely. that didn t last. i banned all dessert. it lasted about 3 months. that s pretty good. i call fake news. are you calling me a fat kid? yeah. mine i thought i would not eat any cured meat. that was an epic fail. i lasted 24 hours. thanks for my nice present. i made the resolution here. greg said that s stupid. why would you try to do that? to drink less wine. not drink during the week. that didn t last. if you make a resolution and you think about it more. the more you think about it, the more you want it. i agree with greg gutfeld. that was a dumb resolution. mine was last year when i
the one-man show that you do. i have seen it, and it s amazing. many people thought this was my first time on broadway, but it wasn t. i actually got arrested on this same block, right here. ( audience laughter ) many years ago, though, many. many, many years ago. harvey:i thought, how is mike tyson gonna be onstage alone for an hour and 40 minutes and, you know, wow the crowd? and i found it fantastic. - i couldn t believe how good you were. - thank you, thank you. and they couldn t believe i was a fat kid with glasses. i was kicking these kids ass, punching em, slamming em, biting em too back then. ( laughter, applause ) oh, yeah, you know you got you know, they have you in that headlock too tight? right? you got that later. argh! ( laughter, applause ) where do you get that from? because there are actors who do this for three decades, and they can t own a stage like this. i was just really determined to do it. harvey:and it s really this life story,
mike, we got something here. you re back. you re back. the one-man show that you do. i have seen it, and it s amazing. many people thought this was my first time on broadway, but it wasn t. i actually got arrested on this same block, right here. ( audience laughter ) many years ago, though, many. many, many years ago. harvey:i thought, how is mike tyson gonna be onstage alone for an hour and 40 minutes and, you know, wow the crowd? and i found it fantastic. - i couldn t believe how good you were. - thank you, thank you. and they couldn t believe i was a fat kid with glasses. i was kicking these kids ass, punching em, slamming em, biting em too back then. ( laughter, applause ) oh, yeah, you know you got you know, they have you in that headlock too tight? right? you got that later. argh! ( laughter, applause ) where do you get that from? because there are actors who do this for three decades, and they can t own a stage like this. i was just really determined to do it. harvey:and
person or a better president. jesse: they can t stop illegals from committing crime, but they can stop serving chocolate mill income school. the reasoning? this will save kids around 35 calories a day. that s the city s biggest problem, fat kid. now your fake news story of the week. as many of you are aware. senator john mccain has been diagnosed with brain cancer. watters world would like to send our thoughts and prayers to the senator and his family. but a lax times reporter tweeted this nasty comment. my friend s husband died in arizona. they wrote a letter to mccain begging for his help and he advised them to move. that tweet received thousands of
jesse: they can t stop illegals from committing crime, but they can stop serving chocolate mill income school. the reasoning? this will save kids around 35 calories a day. that s the city s biggest problem, fat kid. now your fake news story of the week. as many of you are aware. senator john mccain has been diagnosed with brain cancer. watters world would like to send our thoughts and prayers to the senator and his family. but a lax times reporter tweeted this nasty comment. my friend s husband died in arizona. they wrote a letter to mccain begging for his help and he advised them to move. that tweet received thousands of retweeted.