sometimes i get a sub wrong but this isn t a sandwich, this is someone s life, get it right. he ended up calling the sheriff s office and they were able to take care of it. i m sure it s a funny story for years to come. good luck, zach, with that. you have to respect the creativity of fat criminals. take a look at these two ladies from edmond, oklahoma. the chicago tribune. they went in, thieves, went into some store, arrested for shoplifting, they hid the goods under their belly fat and breasts. i m not talking about small items. like a pack of gum. four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and gloves. almost $3,000 worth of stuff. kind of tucked all in their body fat. think about that image. boots, boots! okay. think about that mental image. we ll move on. maybe. think about that, though. what kind of folds and tucks do you have to be able to get boots under there? i really don t know what to say. there is nothing to say. it s a holiday story. just imagine that