these sitcom characters. they re your friends. i don t think it s going to pivot anymore. you think? they were purely selfish and purely immature. are you still master of your domain? i m queen of the castle. you hope that you ll have those kinds of relationships in your life. tonight is about celebrating our enduring weekend as friends, nay, family. good to see you too, girl. where you going? carnival? your friends, sometimes that s more family than the people that you re related to. something s bothering you. i ve never been happier. trying to make your way in the world. having a safe harbor, you know, where everybody knows your name. afternoon, norm. norm! i m out. what? yeah, i m out. i m out of the contest. ugly naked guy is having thanksgiving dinner with ugly naked gal. friends or seinfeld, you want me to choose? i can t answer that. it s so subjective. challenge accepted. contest. a contest? seinfeld will win, i
where s my sandwich! we all need a reason to get up in the morning. he made us do it! it was frank! the american office is iconic. how many people can i fire? none. you re picking a health care plan. okay. we ll table that for the time being. terrible bosses. you ve got spunk. well i hate spunk. terrible workmates. are you kidding? do these not bend the [ bleep ] back? no. everybody trying to get along. one problem with hiring women is that they re frail and breakable. is it possible you re thinking about light bulbs or your hip? hilarious. what do you say to that? whoa. ow! let s talk about earning a living. yeah. have you ever done it? no, but i could. ha! lucille ball with the chocolates, always funny. if one piece of candy gets past you and into the packing room unwrapped, you re fired. all the writers needed to say was lucy and a conveyor belt, you re good. some of the most memorable episodes of i love lucy
what have we always said is the most important thing? breakfast. family. family. yeah. family is key to the sitcom mama! it s something that we all can relate to. shake, shake, shake up the in these people s homes for years. you re a part of the family. one good thing about moving here is i have no friends and no distractions. that s why i got all grandma, what does fonzie say? hey. the family sitcom brings people together in a really unexpected way. there s so many different dynamics at work in families. i want you here. it will give us a chance to get reacquainted. that implies we are acquainted at one point. there s a lot of pain. a lot of laughter. you sort of recognize your dynamic in there and go well, their family s just as crazy as mine. i don t care who kissed who and who s got a pimple on her head and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress. we are going to get together and act like a normal family for one tenth of
i m breaking up with him tonight. these shows changed the way that we think about sexuality. for god s sake, ellen, tell them you re gay! you re talking about gay rights. you re talking about women s rights. gender diversity. dismantling the patriarchy. you know, sexual revolution. so, i m officially out of men to [bleep]. i have to get married or move. but if you can make them laugh, then maybe we ll watch it again. anything and everything. let s get our sex talk on! oh, mom covered it all pretty good. yeah, maybe about the birds and the bees, but i m your daddy, son, and i m here to keep it 100, alright, despite the fact that your mother thinks that i m uptight. cray-cray, right? sitcoms are a great place to talk about taboo, awkward subjects like sex because it s disarming, and people just want to laugh. i want to go home to my own room to sleep in my own bed. i don t want another beer. would you like another beer? oh, yeah. but it s alway