prison has a way of forcing convicts to find creative ways of meeting personal needs. the challenge is just as big for women as it is for men. when we arrived at the tennessee prison for women, we found that meeting personal needs had led to a dilemma for mary beth. they done wrote me up. what? sexual toy. what kind? what? it says they found a glove, an ace bandage and two trash bags and a tampon. what were you making? they re trying to say i had a dildo. sexual activity of any sort is against prison rules. and even though she s allowed to have the individual items she was caught with, she was written up for how they were assembled, or at least partially assembled.
intact, okay? what was you going to do with it? everything that they have is things that i was allowed to have. but she did tell us that if she were going to make what she s accused of making, she has a good idea of how to do it. you have to have your marker to make it hard and you have to put your pads over it to protect it. as mary beth began her how-to description, all i could think about is human nature and how when left without normal resources, want or need or desire will lead you to create something out of nothing. and you have to wrap it with a rubber band to keep it on there and then put your glove over it because it s sanitary. and then your ace bandage is to strap it on. her ingenuity has gotten her
yourselves in the face. looking like a red faced drunk is better than looking like an asprin. and diet. look at andy over there. he is slim and trim and ready to groove and he had only swedish fish and diet doctor pepper for four days. he is ready to roll. people shouldn t look at you and think your cologne is ode-de hot pocket. do you have an old hernia truck laying around? wrap an ace bandage around your gut. i know these things. i can create cleavage with duct tape and back fat which i have going on. listen up gentlemen it is tender age with an i and not an e. swipe left. that was heavenly. i feel leak that whole monologue is a way of telling me not to run for president. a typical dilutional male
out. ufc cage fight style. we want a winner. let us leave it. was that a stumble? anytime you bring isis into it. put an ace bandage on it. when we come back more with the man who conducted that interview with jeb bush at cpac today. sean hannity joins us next.
and then your ace bandage is to strap it on. her ingenuity has gotten her in trouble on the outside as well. she s serving 12 years for i.d. theft, forgery and burglary. i ve stolen approximately four to five people s identities and i think i ve gotten over $250,000. i ve gotten boats, i ve gotten cars. she used to break into lockers at a local gym to find her victims. i memorized the social security, the birthday, i memorized everything. i go into the bank, tell them i m you and i need to draw some money out of the account. they give me what i want. they don t ask me for i.d. because i got everything memorized. even if they do ask me for i.d., i got your driver s license. and if i don t look like you, i ll make myself look like you.