Growing up, our family almost always hosted a Passover seder using the Maxwell House haggadah. I found it funny that a coffee company published a haggadah, but it wouldnât have been a seder without its odd phrases woven throughout the story.
I always hoped it would be my turn to read when we got to âthe hills like rams and mountains like lambsâ part and crossed my fingers under the table to avoid a paragraph with âomnipresentâ (omNIpresent? omNEEpresent? Iâm still not sure). I read my part when it was my turn and in between, kept track of how many pages were left until the festive meal.