you ain t one of us, kids were crazy back then. whatever you did different but it reminded me of the brian depalma seen in cary, he falls off the bicycle. my wasn t too offended by it. the woke thing with the commercials, why did they do it? you see why, they talk about it now, you go on twitter you have people outraged, people saying it s the most people they never ever seen in the life. that s what they want and doesn t sell the candy bar? probably not but we are talking about a candy bar nobody s talking about now. greg: look at the shape of twix, what does it remind you of? i will go there. isn t twix and antifemale candy? those skinny greg: that is
princess address. thanks for nothing, american airlines. if your nanny shows up to work on the first day with a halloween costume you might want to raise your own kids. but let s get woke. you look like a girl, why are you wearing them? dressing like this makes me feel good to. is that your nanny? she looks weird, you guys are both weird. were just dressed different. where is it coming from? what s happening? help! will he come back? probably. greg: if there s anything a child can trust for good advice, it s a gothic babysitter. i can t wait for part two when she teaches how to shoplift at hot topic. why is twix lecturing us on gender identity, who did they think they are?
greg: eye candy called twix serves up a woke fix. in partnership with 20th digital studio grade the two minute short film called the new nanny, all about a gothic witch who shows up at a young boy s door offering to be his new nanny and it s not long before she brews up some controversy. wire dressed up? it s not halloween yet. can i help you? are you a good witch or a bad witch? do you want to find out? i m still wearing my princess address. do you want to wear it? greg: no one asked me if i buckled up if i want to wear my
that s not what twix ever reminded me of. greg: here s my issue with this. clearly adults pitched this idea and wrote it, it s not a real story, is not an organic experience, it s manufactured to because you couldn t find this story in reality ergo then you hire kids to play these roles that adults create. this is not common, and yet they are trying to convey a message that it is common because they sell a product that kills people, right? i was incredibly androgynous looking for several years as a child. greg: that s an understatement. that s not a joke, that is a fact. greg: she looked like the second baseman from the original bad new bears. i also would wear only flannel, i was like i wanted to look like kurt cobain. people would make fun of me, but i m fine. i didn t need a witch to come
selling poison to children in a way that will be entertaining, there are a million ways to do that. the candy is good to make you popular, to tell you the truth in the world i live in their art of great nonbinary kids and i can imagine if i were trying to be pragmatic and sell candy i would have a commercial like that because that is a new sensibility. ultimately this is something that kills you and there is the idea that there is progressivism that s being pushed along with that, that s weird. greg: i would boycott [bleep]. boycott twix! i love and support you no matter what. my love does not run that deep. greg: i like the mix of chocolate and caramel and cookie. we know you like twix. let s just move along. greg: another halloween story, will halloween because mental distress? it depends on how you dress.