christmas special joe along with anita and lisa booth and tom saloom, having story this christmas eve towards nightmare before christmas, when all through the white house, not a creature was stirring, letting commander major in the stockings were hung by tap dancers who want to defund the police without a care in hopes that mariah care will soon be there. biden: hello mariah, how are you and i am a fan. i m a fan. biden: i just want you to know. we love it sue and the president and first lady were all snug events, omissions of mariah is in their heads when i m in the a row such a clatter, others hopes that money was being printed for them to help them pay the christmas groceries at the mall a clatter. [background sounds]. i have a coupon for that and he was in the paper this morning. 1983. john: that s right, back when the christmas classic, home alone came out come the groceries the kevin mcallister got word or 20 bucks now we pay nearly 250 percent more at about the s
[laughter] i m kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let s big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numb
christmas special joe along with anita and lisa booth and tom saloom, having story this christmas eve towards nightmare before christmas, when all through the white house, not a creature was stirring, letting commander major in the stockings were hung by tap dancers who want to defund the police without a care in hopes that mariah care will soon be there. biden: hello mariah, how are you and i am a fan. i m a fan. biden: i just want you to know. we love it sue and the president and first lady were all snug events, omissions of mariah is in their heads when i m in the a row such a clatter, others hopes that money was being printed for them to help them pay the christmas groceries at the mall a clatter. [background sounds]. i have a coupon for that and he was in the paper this morning. 1983. john: that s right, back when the christmas classic, home alone came out come the groceries the kevin mcallister got word or 20 bucks now we pay nearly 250 percent more at about the s
forecast. the stormy weekend ahead for early holiday travelers. definitely one more thing to worry about during a stressful time. norah: new hope for a morning sickness cure, the discovery that could help hundreds of thousands of pregnant women. this is the future. 35 miles here off the coast of new york, this giant wind turbine is now generating electricity. but the industry is also facing major headwinds. snow falling in florida. absolutely magical. norah: an army of volunteers brings holiday cheer to families of america s fallen heroes. it s like the entire country is cheering for us. norah: good evening to our viewers in the west i m norah o donnell and thank you for being with us on this thursday night. and we begin with the fresh warnings from president biden to israel that it is time to scale back the war in gaza and be more careful to protect civilians. we ve got more on that new message in just a moment, but first the world is on alert. amid gro
It kicked off when the fifth circuit judge kyle duncan was invited by the Stanford Law School Federalist Society to give a speech. When he started, this happened. Youve invited me to speak here. Ive been heckled nonstop. Im asking for your racism is showing. Respect black women. Keep in mind, these arent kindergarteners with poopy pants. These are stanford law students with poopy pants. Their dean is worse. A giant sack of poopy pants. Im uncomfortable because this event is tearing the fabric of this community that i care about and support. I have to ask myself, is the juice worth the squeeze. Its uncomfortable to say this to you as a person. Its uncomfortable to say that for many people here, your work has caused harm. Oh, shut up. Sorry. Thank you. Ill take it. Shes the victim or at least playing one because thats her job. Shes stanfords Associate Dean for diversity, equity and inclusion. Although it should be diversity, inclusion and equity because that would be d. I. E. Which is wh