whitney is a never ending spring of wisdom. so let s sum up the subject of crack according to celebrities. only use it if you don t have a lot of money and only do it socially. these two should team up and go on a speaking tour of elementary schools. in sheen s defense, he did say that he thought he could manage crack but it blew up in his face like an exploding crack pipe. and that he is s 100% clean now. in the next breath, he says he doesn t believe in aa and bored by sobriety. he says he wants to get back to two and a half men since he s quote, peeing clean lately. check it. check it, it s like i heal really quickly but i also unravel really quickly. so get me right now, guys. get me right now. is there a morality clause in your contract? bla, bla, nitpick, nitpick. i haven t read it. i don t think it covers let us interfere with your personal life. far be it for me to interfere with anybody s personal life, but i hope he gets his life straightened out. he s remarkably
manage it socially. if you can, go for it. not a lot of people can, you know? so wise. stay away from the crack unless you can manage it socially. forgive me for my ignorance, but how does one use crack socially? if i want a celebrity giving me drug advice, i m not going to go to charlie sheen. i m going to go to the one and only whitney houston. crack is whack. whitney is a never ending spring of wisdom. these two should team up and go on a speaking tour of elementary schools. in sheen s defense, he did say that he thought he could manage crack but it blew up in his face like an exploding crack pipe. in the next breath, he says he
here is the unsolicited pep talk he gave to the kids while randomly visiting awe cla baseball practice visiting a ucla baseball practice. so i said, stay away from the crack which is pretty good advice. unless you can manage it socially, dan. if you can manage it socially, go for it. but not a lot of people can, you know? did you think you could? sorry? did you think you could? yeah, but that blew up in my face. like an exploding crack pipe, dan. sorry. after that sheen discussed the aspect of booze saying, quote, i was sober for five years a longtime ago and was board out of my tree. it is inauthentic. it is not who i am. i didn t drink for 12 years and man that first drink, dan, wow. and for the three red eye viewers who disagree with charlie, here is an adorable pallet cleanser.
how does one use crack socially? if i want a celebrity giving me drug advice, i m not going to go to charlie sheen. i m going to go to the one and only whitney houston. crack is whack. whitney is a never ending spring of wisdom. these two should team up and go on a speaking tour of elementary schools. in sheen s defense, he did say that he thought he could manage crack but it blew up in his face like an exploding crack pipe. in the next breath, he says he doesn t believe in aa and bored by sobriety. he wants to get back to two and a half men since he s quote, peeing clean lately. check it. check it, it s like i heal
sorry? did you think you could? yeah, yeah, but that kind of blew up in my face. like an exploding crack pipe, dan. you want to go back to work? oh, yeah, man. i mean i m a man of my word. i have a contract. i heal really quickly, but i also unravel pretty quickly. so get me right now, guys. i m here and i m ready. they re not. bring it, you know. best piece of advice you ve gotten since you stopped partying. stay like this. right? just stay like this. you know, today i ll stay like this. all right. i m having a ball. danny bonaduce, you hear a guy saying he s managing or one could manage crack socially. do you cringe or do you laugh? is this a joke? i clearly know that that s a joke. having been addicted to crack, nobody manages it s like, well, if you can keep your heroin addiction social. it s a joke. no crackhead could ever manage a social crack addiction. it s the devil.