State your namest defenders of christmas to keep the spirit of the season when christmas its very essence is under constant siege by someone, something. [laughter] its the subject of the new segment war on christmas bleep getting weird edition. First up. [ laughter ] the general patton of the war on christmas. Theres a crazier topic out there. Remember this classic seinfeld moment. Out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. Thats a classic ep said. The ep said was funny but not festivus. Jon yes, that episode was funny but not festivus the central comedic part of the episode. Not funny. Why is it not a holiday for the rest of us. A nearly six foot tall festivua Festivus Pole made of beer cans is going to go on display at the florida capital. Not kidding. Jon who gives a bleep . Cant you just pretend its a place for the wisemen to tie up the camels. How about that . You are turned about that pole. Its florida. You are lucky theres not a stripper named christmas sw
Beer cans is going to go on display at the florida capital. Not kidding. Jon who gives a bleep . Cant you just pretend its a place for the wisemen to tie up the camels. How about that . You are turned about that pole. Its florida. You are lucky theres not a stripper named christmas swinging on it. Have you been to florida . I apologize you are upset ynch do i have to drive around with my kids to look for nativity scenes and be like oh, yeah kids theres baby jesus behind the festivus poll made out of pole made out of beer cans. Its nuts. [ laughter ] jon yes, that sounds relatively nuts. [laughter] why are you driving around [laughter] looking for nativity scenes in the car when you could just bring your kids to where you work where you put a giant nativity scene out on the plaza. [ laughter ] but as much as im used to gretchens yearly manger danger warnings a little surprised to see megyn kelly going full christmas nothing. On slate. Com they have a piece about santa claus should not b
Christmas to keep the spirit of the season when christmas its very essence is under constant siege by someone, something. [laughter] its the subject of the new segment war on christmas bleep getting weird edition. First up. [ laughter ] the general patton of the war on christmas. Theres a crazier topic out there. Remember this classic seinfeld moment. Out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. Thats a classic ep said. The ep said was funny but not festivus. Jon yes, that episode was funny but not festivus the central comedic part of the episode. Not funny. Why is it not a holiday for the rest of us. A nearly six foot tall festivua Festivus Pole made of beer cans is going to go on display at the florida capital. Not kidding. Jon who gives a bleep . Cant you just pretend its a place for the wisemen to tie up the camels. How about that . You are turned about that pole. Its florida. You are lucky theres not a stripper named christmas swinging on it. Have you been to
Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Weve got a good one for you tonight. My guest evangeline lilly. But first i dont know what that was. [laughter] we all know christmas is everyones favorite holiday, everyones. Earchs. [ laughter ] everyones. [ laughter ] but its difficult for even the state your namest defenders of christmas to keep the spirit of the season when christmas its very essence is under constant siege by someone, something. [laughter] its the subject of the new segment war on christmas bleep getting weird edition. First up. [ laughter ] the general patton of the war on christmas. Theres a crazier topic out there. Remember this classic seinfeld moment. Out of that a new holiday was born a festivus for the rest of us. Thats a classic ep said. The ep said was funny but not festivus. Jon yes, that episode was funny but
A big surprise for beyonce. The superstar sent her fans into a frenzy, dropping an entire topsecret album overnight. This morning, well hear from her. Why she kept it all under wraps. And how queen b. Pulled off one of the biggest moves in music ever. And good morning, amer ica. Lot to get to this friday morning. We are now hearing from the survivors from the dramatic and terrifying plane crash in the hawaiian islands. The coast guard hero who swooped to the rescue. And the megamillions jackpot could be today i know its friday the 13th. Could be a lucky day for one person tonight. The drawing is tonight. The jackpot at 400 million. The fifth biggest in u. S. History. Also tomorrow, switching gears to a degree. One year since the senseless tragedy in newtown, connecticut. To that end, i recently had a chance to sit down with some of the families still healing, still taking steps from their darkness. But today, they bring a very inspiring message of hope and healing and faith for all of