This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Ill be with you in a second. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause all right, thank you so much. Im sorry, nation, ill be with you in a moment. Ill be right there, folks. I just have to sorry, folks. Ill do it in a moment. I just cheers and applause im just desperately trying to secure my data, folks, you see, like you. Im in a deep panic because we are facing the greatest security brief in internet history. A major Security Threat making lots of people who use the internet a new bug affecting twothirds of all major web sites. And it allows them to steal their personal data, called heart bleed. It was undiscovered for more than two years and anything sent during that time has potentially been compromised during that time. Your personal data is not compromised unless youre one
Chest. And my guest facebook coo Sheryl Sandberg has a new book called lean in for graduates. Take that, parents, who told them to stand up straight. Hillary clinton announced she may run for president. I have not been this shocked since mitt romney announced he ran for president. This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Ill be with you in a second. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause all right, thank you so much. Im sorry, nation, ill be with you in a moment. Ill be right there, folks. I just have to sorry, folks. Ill do it in a moment. I just cheers and applause im just desperately trying to secure my data, folks, you see, like you. Im in a deep panic because we are facing the greatest security brief in internet history. A major Security Threat making lots of people who use the internet a new bug affecting twoth
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Ill be with you in a second. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause all right, thank you so much. Im sorry, nation, ill be with you in a moment. Ill be right there, folks. I just have to sorry, folks. Ill do it in a moment. I just cheers and applause im just desperately trying to secure my data, folks, you see, like you. Im in a deep panic because we are facing the greatest security brief in internet history. A major Security Threat making lots of people who use the internet a new bug affecting twothirds of all major web sites. And it allows them to steal their personal data, called heart bleed. It was undiscovered for more than two years and anything sent during that time has potentially been compromised during that time. Your personal data is not compromised unless youre one of those techies who use t
Call me naive but i thought that was the kind of private information that was between me and the nsa. Folks, i cannot believe it. The internet was supposed to be a lawless frontier where all of humannities desires an vices perjuried into a royally collected id held in check by a barely regulated technical abstractions i dont understand. How did that get out of control . And were all potential victims here. I could have been scammed by any one of my most trusted sites. Real gull barrian ivory. Com. Nondescript powder. Org even pure silver mortgage team. Haiti. Biz or the site where i found all those, yahoo mail. laughter but nation, you can still protection your protect yourselfs from heart bleed with this one weird trick. Security experts say Internet Users should change all of their passwords. Oh, already on it. I dont want to brag but my security guy emailed me as soon as this broke. Not only is he a tech expert hes also the rightful heir to a oil fortune. Told me i needed an extra s
Nap. Then obama wants equality in the workplace. That makes no sense. Why would i stare at a pans chest. And my guest facebook coo Sheryl Sandberg has a new book called lean in for graduates. Take that, parents, who told them to stand up straight. Hillary clinton announced she may run for president. I have not been this shocked since mitt romney announced he ran for president. This is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Ill be with you in a second. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause all right, thank you so much. Im sorry, nation, ill be with you in a moment. Ill be right there, folks. I just have to sorry, folks. Ill do it in a moment. I just cheers and applause im just desperately trying to secure my data, folks, you see, like you. Im in a deep panic because we are facing the greatest security brief in internet his