he was wearing it after he had been sentenced to probation for criminal contempt. he was not supposed to have left the country. he s been accused of misuse of a passport, lying to federal officers, improperly dissing lohan and being named eugene toady. but our winner, the editor of rupert murdoch s vanity magazine new york post, karl allen. headline, jihad monkey. taliban-training primates. oh, yes. they ran this in what they call a newspaper. taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel american enemy, monkey marksmen. the taliban is training monkeys to use weapons to attack american troops. islamic insurgents have drafted macaques and baboons, arming them with ak-47s, machine guns and mortars in the tribal region near the border between afghanistan and pakistan. the monkeys are being rewarded with bananas and peanuts. are being turned into snipers at
he was wearing it after he had been sentenced to probation for criminal contempt. he was not supposed to have left the country. he s been accused of misuse of a passport, lying to federal officers, improperly dissing lohan and being named eugene toady. the editor of the new york post. headline, jihad monkey. taliban-training primates. oh, yes. they ran this in what they call a newspaper. taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel american enemy, monkey marksmen. the taliban is training monkeys to use weapons toรง attack american troops. arming them with ak-47s, machine guns and mortars in the tribal region near the border between afghanistan and pakistan. the monkeys are being rewarded with bananas and peanuts.
and border protection. mr. toady was returning to this country from canada and using somebody else s passport and had a court-issued ankle-monitoring bracelet. the bracelet story is priceless. he was wearing it as a sign of solidarity with lindsay lohan who has to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet around her ankle. police disagreed. he was not supposed to have left the country. he s been accused of lying to officers and improperly dissing lohan and being named eugene toady. the editor of the new york post. headline, jihad monkey. taliban-training primates. they ran this in what they call a newspaper. taliban terrorists have a secret weapon to destroy the infidel