greg: hi, i m greg gutfeld along with jesse watters, jeanine pirro. dana perino, the five. chicago mayor brandon johnson spewing some breathtaking b.s. over who is to blame for the failed state of the city, going on an excuse-palooza. lori lightfoot, i miss her. herbert hoover was running the country. the 31st president, dana. the one oh. greg: but before we dive into what brandon said, that future sites of the dnc. shocking video shows a woman getting robbed on a busy chicago street before the purpose victimized three other people. chicago is so overrun with migrants, they are stuffing illegal immigrants into churches. residents who live near the new camp are protesting. when you think about all the things that we allow to slide, this is another thing that we just cannot allow this to happen. no transfer and the mayor. it is very inhumane to do this. he is acting like a dictator. he needs to go. he must go. greg: typical right-wingers. let s go back to bran
(birds chirping) - hmm, periods. hmm, periods. - my palms are sweaty. - i feel awkward about it cause it s really weird. like there s a reason if you like cut yourself, then it starts bleeding, but i don t really think there s a reason if you just start bleeding from your private. - i m kind of nervous speaking about periods, to be honest. - well, i call my period my evil best friend because she always come on time, she give me a hard time, and sometimes i m happy to see her, if you know what i mean, so she s my evil best friend. - i fucking hate having my period. sorry, if i can t say that. i hate having my period. i hate having my period. - i love talking about my period and i love sharing my period stories and i love hearing people s period stories. - i m supposed to get my period any minute. - jamie, when do you think i ll start having periods too? - the second you get it, your mom goes, you re a woman now, and that s disgusting. (audience laughing) mommy, daddy, loo
(birds chirping) - hmm, periods. hmm, periods. - my palms are sweaty. - i feel awkward about it cause it s really weird. like there s a reason if you like cut yourself, then it starts bleeding, but i don t really think there s a reason if you just start bleeding from your private. - i m kind of nervous speaking about periods, to be honest. - well, i call my period my evil best friend because she always come on time, she give me a hard time, and sometimes i m happy to see her, if you know what i mean, so she s my evil best friend. - i fucking hate having my period. sorry, if i can t say that. i hate having my period. i hate having my period. - i love talking about my period and i love sharing my period stories and i love hearing people s period stories. - i m supposed to get my period any minute. - jamie, when do you think i ll start having periods too? - the second you get it, your mom goes, you re a woman now, and that s disgusting. (audience laughing) mommy, daddy, loo
jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and brian kilmeade. it s 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. somebody call fire marshal jamaal bowman. joe biden almost burnt down the white house. the big guy blowing out some big flames for his 81st birthday. biden s staff posting this photo to social media thinking there is nothing wrong with the site of a man tightly gripping the sides of a table while a bonfire rages on top of his cake. the white house thinks voters concerns over biden are all a big joke with this caption, thanks for the birthday well wishes today, every one. turns out on your 146th birthday, you run out of space for candles. reassuring. karine jean-pierre also had some jokes. try not to laugh at her assessment of the presidents stamina. i would put the presidents stamina, the president s wisdom, the ability to get this done on behalf of the american people, against anyone. anyone of any day of the week. we are
(birds chirping) - hmm, periods. hmm, periods. - my palms are sweaty. - i feel awkward about it cause it s really weird. like there s a reason if you like cut yourself, then it starts bleeding, but i don t really think there s a reason if you just start bleeding from your private. - i m kind of nervous speaking about periods, to be honest. - well, i call my period my evil best friend because she always come on time, she give me a hard time, and sometimes i m happy to see her, if you know what i mean, so she s my evil best friend. - i fucking hate having my period. sorry, if i can t say that. i hate having my period. i hate having my period. - i love talking about my period and i love sharing my period stories and i love hearing people s period stories. - i m supposed to get my period any minute. - jamie, when do you think i ll start having periods too? - the second you get it, your mom goes, you re a woman now, and that s disgusting. (audience laughing) mommy, daddy, loo