Q1. Is the climate crisis real, or not real? a) Not real, it was a hoax invented by China to wind up Donald Trump. When Trump leaves office, China will stop posting all that fake news about forest fires and floods around the world. b) Real, but nothing to worry about. It’s not going to be a problem for hundreds of years. c) Real and getting worse faster than expected. We need stronger policies in the UK and around the world now.
Q2. Is the climate crisis manmade? a) No, it’s entirely made by women, all that unnecessary vacuuming, ironing and hair drying.