[ laughter and applause ] happy birthday. President trump reportedly blocked several users on twitter yesterday, including author stephen king. And king has already written a book about it. [ laughter and applause ] all golf and no play. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows governor Chris Christie has an Approval Rating of 15 . In fact, he is so unpopular in new jersey, hes fallen behind that smell. [ laughter and applause ] fox news fox news has announced its dropping its slogan fair and balanced for the same reason united dropped fly the friendly skies. [ laughter ] according to reports, since President Trump won the republican nomination, the majority of trump Real Estate Sales have been to secretive buyers who use corporate entities to avoid revealing their names. But im pretty sure we all know who is behind plad vutin, llc. [ laughter and applause ] following mondays First Official cabinet meeting, the secretary of Veterans Affairs said that President Trump does not script the cabi
[ laughter ] im very angry. Get me phony. President trump will speak in miami tomorrow. Hell be comfortable, because he still has strong support in florida. Plus hes the state fruit. [ laughter and applause ] the senate today the senate today passed a bill that imposes new sanctions on russia and allows congress to stop President Trump from repealing them. Wow, Even Congress doesnt trust him. [ light laughter ] hes like a fifteen year old kid who still gets a babysitter. [ light laughter ] im not going to burn the house down, mom this is our third house, kevin [ laughter ] in honor of lgbt pride month, skittles has announced an allwhite edition of its candy. Coincidentally, white skittles was my nickname on the High School Basketball team. [ laughter and applause ] you want me . You want me in coach . Sit down, white skittles. [ light laughter ] okay, just let me know, because it takes me forever to get these sweats off. [ light laughter ] a company is offering a new service that will
Im very angry. Get me phony. President trump will speak in miami tomorrow. Hell be comfortable, because he still has strong support in florida. Plus hes the state fruit. [ laughter and applause ] the senate today the senate today passed a bill that imposes new sanctions on russia and allows congress to stop President Trump from repealing them. Wow, Even Congress doesnt trust him. [ light laughter ] hes like a fifteen year old kid who still gets a babysitter. [ light laughter ] im not going to burn the house down, mom this is our third house, kevin [ laughter ] in honor of lgbt pride month, skittles has announced an allwhite edition of its candy. Coincidentally, white skittles was my nickname on the High School Basketball team. [ laughter and applause ] you want me . You want me in coach . Sit down, white skittles. [ light laughter ] okay, just let me know, because it takes me forever to get these sweats off. [ light laughter ] a company is offering a new service that will allow persona
Spicey spicey [ light laughter ] according to a new poll, americans find former fbi director james comey to be more trustworthy than president trump. Also more americans prefer pepsi to the bottle marked rat poison. [ light laughter ] shocking polls. There are some shocking polls out there. [ light laughter ] labor secretary Alexander Acosta spoke to the press this afternoon and pushed for wider use of Apprenticeship Training for people who, quote, learn better by doing. Of course learning by doing doesnt always work for everyone. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] attorney general Jeff Sessions will testify tomorrow in front of the Senate Intelligence committee in an open hearing. Though he almost didnt have to. [ laughter ] just got in there. President trump yesterday called former fbi director james comey cowardly. Though, if comey is the cowardly one, im pretty sure trump is the one without a brain. [ cheers and applause ] puerto rico this weekend voted to ask congress to r
Spicey [ light laughter ] according to a new poll, americans find former fbi director james comey to be more trustworthy than president trump. Also more americans prefer pepsi to the bottle marked rat poison. [ light laughter ] shocking polls. There are some shocking polls out there. [ light laughter ] labor secretary Alexander Acosta spoke to the press this afternoon and pushed for wider use of Apprenticeship Training for people who, quote, learn better by doing. Of course learning by doing doesnt always work for everyone. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] attorney general Jeff Sessions will testify tomorrow in front of the Senate Intelligence committee in an open hearing. Though he almost didnt have to. [ laughter ] just got in there. President trump yesterday called former fbi director james comey cowardly. Though, if comey is the cowardly one, im pretty sure trump is the one without a brain. [ cheers and applause ] puerto rico this weekend voted to ask congress to recogniz