Commentary: Robin writes by Robin Garrison Leach - It just doesn t make good scents
Robin Garrison Leach
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“Oh. English Leather. I didn’t know they still made this stuff.”
Now, I knew this wasn’t gonna be his favorite gift. But I longed to smell something besides deodorant on his skin. Something sexy and exciting. I thought he would understand (wink-wink).
Well, here it is, months later. Since Christmas, he has eaten all the walnuts from his stocking, watched his new hunting DVDs
over and over, and blown his nose in several of the “I get these every year” handkerchiefs.
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A husband without scents
By Robin Garrison Leach
I gave John some cologne for Christmas. He opened the package with precision, and I could see visions of hunting equipment dancing in his expectant eyes. Those eyes glazed over immediately:
“Oh. English Leather. I didn’t know they still made this stuff.”
Now, I knew this wasn’t gonna be his favorite gift. But I longed to smell something besides deodorant on his skin. Something sexy and exciting. I thought he would understand (wink-wink).
Well, here it is, months later. Since Christmas, he has eaten all the walnuts from his stocking, watched his new hunting DVDs OVER AND OVER, and blown his nose in several of the “I get these every year” handkerchiefs.
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