online archives of abe lincoln and he turns out it was a real jack ass. thank god they didn t have the internet back then. greg: how do we know that? he could have destroyed it before the maybe that is why john wilkes booth shot him over the internet. i think things are taken out of context. i have three sons and i m terrified of the stuff they will find out about me and that s a lot on the internet stuff i posted or put in a video and yeah, i think it s horrible that it will live on. greg: you know you would be besmirch perspicuity. kat, there will be no need for parchment because there will be no artifacts and everything we don t already need parchment.
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toilet. [laughter] [crowd boos] stop doing me. on the job on the first day it was chaos. we knew that already. it s like every first day or week on the job. it is hell. this is me trying to drag myself to work today. yeah, it made me an hour late. kat, you and everybody says [bleep] about their boss. god knows what has been said about me. by other people who happen to work with me, who knows? isn t that normal, kat? yeah, it is normal. no, kat, no. what i don t understand is why this person was allowed access to the white house in the first place. that just doesn t make sense for you have someone who is known
trump was elected at three in the morning just to watch the nervous breakdown. there were literally tears. meeting. i think it will be a field day. that s why he tweet because he connects people directly in the media is just going to besmirch him and throw him under the bus at every turn. this march, sorry. greg: you like that word don t you? that was in my head forever. greg: kat, how should the media respond to this. they will love it. let s be honest for two reasons. first of all, they don t like president trump and he will say his dismissal as a compliment also, no one in the public eye or pursues a career with a be in the public eye if they know on some level they don t think recognition is good. for me for example i one of the messiest desk award every single year in grade school and i know it s not technically an award but i was getting my name out
greg: oh, no, you don t want to do that. you want to keep your body intact. if they can create a woolly mammoth from dna you want to stay intact as a court. yeah, i m planning to. greg: but then it doesn t make sense because it could grow from dna then you don t need your body. why is it so bad to die and move on dam, just let go. [applause] greg: don t go anywhere. kat should be informative i ve been a lot of things over the years. your blind spot. your loose satellite dish. the literal deer in the headlights. but it s a new year and i m making a resolution. no more mayhem. this year i m everything that helps keep you safe. like the fuzzy, yellow tennis ball dangling from a string. helping make sure you pull the car in far enough. but not too far.