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Letter from the Editor: Community, food and the Nexus

I loved to write, I loved these people and I loved the newspaper; it felt like home. The past three years I’ve spent on Editorial Staff have been truly wonderful.

Save Your Selfies, Show Us the Shore: Researchers Call on Citizen Scientists at Torrey Pines

Five Meals UCSB Freshman Can Look Forward to Eating at Ortega

July 23, 2021 at 4:20 pm by Emma Demorest With campus set to reopen this fall, Nexustentialism is priming incoming freshman –– as well as incoming sophomores (who science tells us are just more freshmen, really) –– for the luxuries they can look forward to during an on-campus school year. One of these luxuries, as if returning students need to be told, is the Ortega Dining Commons. Known for both its unbeatable ambiance and five-star dishes, Ortega is more than a cafeteria — it is a place of community, of luxury and, in the spring/summer, a sought-after wedding venue. Of all the dishes new students should be on the lookout for when reveling in the Ortega experience, here are Nexustentialism’s all-time faves.

Sad! Library Chairs Haven t Felt a Fart in More Than a Year

May 10, 2021 at 4:20 pm by Emma Demorest Emma Demorest/ Daily Nexus Many tragedies have befallen campus since it’s abandonment a year ago, but none greater than the plight of the Library Chair. Known across UCSB as places to possibly sit, the library chairs currently face near extinction due to the lack of farts they used to sustain on a daily basis pre-pandemic.  As is known, a single Davidson chair withstands roughly 50-213 farts per day, thus the sudden quarantine last Spring proved especially difficult, and left many chairs to experience sudden withdrawals. At this time, researchers are unsure of how functional the Davidson chairs will be after many months of disuse and, more significantly, the lack of farts sustained. 

Zoom Schooling Proving Difficult for Local Ass Lovers

February 18, 2021 at 4:20 pm by Emma Demorest     ISLA VISTA –– Though the effects of COVID-19 have rippled throughout the UC Santa Barbara community, a niche demographic of the Isla Vista population has undoubtedly faced the brunt of one of the deadliest aspects of the virus that mass media has neglected to cover. One student spoke to Nexustentialism to serve as a voice for a group that has experienced unprecedented hardship.  Local “Ass Man” Barry Ashe has not been able to see a single buttock since Zoom schooling began and is having a hard time coping with the void that nothing seems to fill. “I’m an ass man, always have been always will be.” 

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