GENE LYONS - Elsewhere on the pet-related front, as reported in The New York Times, scientists have supposedly devised a cellphone app to help you understand what your cat is
Rumors of litter boxes in bathrooms to accommodate students identifying as “furries” and wearing cat costumes to school are like the wild tales about werewolves in 16th-century Germany, or witches in 17th-century New England.
Do you want to know what your pets are thinking? I mean, really know what they’re thinking? I do not think you do. I do not think this is information that’s going to help in any way.